anaheim-gazette 1945-11-29

LIFE'S LIKE THIS BY FRED NEHER "DON'T DARN ME" ...DARN MY SOCKS!" SUGAR 'N' SPICE "I D NEVER LET A DOLL OF MINE GO OUT WITH A SAILOR!" THE EXAMS WERE NOTHING POP WITH A SAILOR! THE EXAMS WERE NOTHING, POP.... I PASSED 'EM LIKE MOM DOES THE CARS AHEAD!' SOME PUNKINS. E THAT US MODERNS. REG'LAR FELLERS "IT USED TO BE NICE AND QUIET IN HERE UNTIL HE LEARNED TO EAT!!" "I CAN'T SEE THE HARM IN GIVING AN OCCASIONAL KISS, FATHER.... I'VE NEVER LOST A BOY FRIEND YET THAT WAY!!" WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO IT! I'M ALMOS POSITIVE I LEFT T IRON ON THE BOAR WHEN I ANSWERED THE BELL! IT WAS SO COLD YOU IT WAS SO COLD LAST NIGHT, I DIDN'T DARE OPEN MY DEDROOM WINDOW! NOW THAT MEN ARE MORE PLENTIFUL YOU CAN EXPECT DAUGHTER TO ACT SILLIER...YOU WERE NOT VERY EXCITED ABOUT A NEW AUTO-MOBILE WHEN YOU KNEW THERE WASN'T A CHANCE OF GETTING ONE. ```markdown ``` WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO IT! I'M ALMOST POSITIVE I LEFT THE IRON ON THE BOARD WHEN I ANSWERED THE BELL! I KNOW MOM! LOOK! ZOOLIE YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T ZOOLIE YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T SLEEP WITH YOUR WINDOWS DOWN, ZOOLIE, IT ISN'T HEALTHY! NOBODY DOES THAT! HOW ABOUT THE SAILORS WHO LIVE ON SUBMARINES?