anaheim-gazette 1945-11-22

LIFE'S LIKE TH BY FRED NEHER FANCY VASES BOOP BOOP SEE, MADAM... THEY'RE UNBREAKABLE!! I KNEW HER SIXTY POUNDS AGO. NO BETTY SUE, I CAN'T COME OUT TO PLAY RIGHT. NO BETTY SUE, I CAN'T GOME OUT TO PLAY RIGHT, NOW AND I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY! SQUEAKY SOME PUNKINS ALL I KNOW IS THE CITY HIRED US AND SAID THE JOB WOULD LAST INDEFINITELY. KE THAT "I'M EXPECTING A VISITOR TOMORROW." REGULAR FELLERS WE BUY ALL OUR GAS HERE SO WOULD YOU MIND PUTTING SOME AIR IN MY TIRES? WOULD YOU MIND PUTTING SOME AIR IN MY TIRES? KIN I HAVE A LITTLE OIL ON TH' CHAIN, TOO? SUPROSIN' YOUR FATHER DOES HEAR ME STEAL A KISS...AFTER THE LONG LECTURE ON SCIENCE HE GAVE ME HE'LL THINK WE'RE CRACKING ONE OF THE LITTLE ATOMS HE MENTIONED. ANYTHING ELSE? YES, BUT NE GOT TO GO HOME FOR IT! OME PUNKINS (Released by United States Press) 11-25-45. MY UNCLE FELIX HAD A FLEA CIRCUS ONCE AND ALL HIS TRAINED FLEAS WERE TREATED LIKE REAL ACTORS! PLEASE CLEAN TH' WINDSHIELD! ON AND WHILE YOU'RE ABOUT IT WOULD YOU PLEASE FIX TH' BELL? YES, BUT WE GOT TO GO HOME FOR IT! JUST CHANGE TH' WATER IN THIS GOLD FISH BOWL--AN' THAT'S ALL! ZOOLIE ZOOLIE THEY LIVED AT ALL THE BEST HOTELS...ATE THE BEST FOOD AND TRAVELED ALL OVER! BY PLANES AND BUSSES I SUPPOSE? NO! THEY ALWAYS TRAVELED ON THEIR OWN PRIVATE DOG!