anaheim-gazette 1945-11-15

DON, YOU SAID IT WAS ONLY A SMALL CLUE, DIDN'T YOU? THAT I DID! WHAT ABOUT IT? I ASK YOU...IS THIS SMALL? YOU CHECK THE TAG WITH POLICE AND FIND 9 MEANS SEPTEMBER TEN 793 NODICE CLEANERS AND DYERS... 7077 TWO LIPS COSMETIC SALON HIGHLAND HILLS DON'T FORGET, RED, C.V.P. MEAT COAT, VEST AND PANTS. SKIPPER, WHAT DOES IT ADD UP TO? TIME WILL TELL, RED, NOW I'VE SOME RADARIZING TO DO! CLEANER'S TAG DECODED BY POLICE MEANS THAT ON SEPTEMBER TENTH THE NODICE CLEANERS AND DYERS PICKED UP A MAN'S SUIT AT TWO LIPS' COSMETIC SALON, HIGHLAND HILLS. SKIPPER, WHAT DOES IT ADD UP TO? TIME WILL TELL RED, NOW IVE SOME RADARIZING TO DO! CLEANER'S TAG DECODED BY POLICE MEANS THAT ON SEPTEMBER TENTH THE NODICE CLEANERS AND DYERS PICKED UP A MAN'S SUIT AT TWO LIPS' COSMETIC SALON, HIGHLAND HILLS. TWO LIPS AND THE STEM ARE DINING WHEN THEY TURN ON THE RADIO. THEY ARE SHOCKED TO HEAR THAT SQUID'S BODY HAS BEEN FOUND. CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT..THE TRUCK WITH THE CEMENT BLOCK WAS SINKING FAST IN THE QUICKSAND WHEN I LEFT! ALL DAY I'VE FELT AS THOUGH SOMEONE WAS CLUTCHING MY THROAT! NO NO YOU MUST NOT! THERE'S BEEN ENOUGH KILLING AND THE HEATS SINGEING US! JUST FOUND OUT TWO LIPS COSMETIC SALON IS RUN BY A REDHEADED WOMAN! WHAT RE WE WAITING FOR? IVE GOT RED HAIR...TURN HER OVER TO ME! NOTHING THAT PARLO BE A RAT H HEATS SINGING US! COSMETIC SALON IS RUN BY A RED HEADED WOMAN! OVER TO ME! 11-18-45 (Release by The Bell Syndicate, Inc., Trade Mark Res. U. R. M. Office) U...IS THIS SMALL? YOU E TAG WITH POLICE AND FIND 9 MEANS SEPTEMBER TENTH... 793 NODICE CLEANERS AND DYERS..... 7077 TWO LIPS' COSMETIC SALON, HIGHLAND HILLS! DON'T FORGET, RED, C.V.P. MEANS COAT, VEST AND PANTS! AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH YOU HAVE THIS PRINTED WITH THE AID OF EDITOR DODD OF THE EVENING NEWS! KILLER SQUID FOUND IN CEMENT BLOCK Miss Cairo Jones By Bob Oksner and Jerry Albert CODED BY ON SEPTEMBER THE CLEANERS AND MAN'S WHY DID DON HAVE THIS PRINTED? TO SHOW BOME BIG MOVIE PRODUCER HE WASN'T NO HAS-BEEN HERO! ONLY YOU TOLD ME YER NAME WAS CAIRO, NOT BUBbles-- THEN VA BASSED HIM! I WAS TRYING TO CRACK DOWN ON YOU, YOU MUSCLE-BOUND MASHER...BUT I-- I SKULLED MR. HEARTBURNE INSTEAD! CODED BY ON SEPTEMBER THE CLEANERS AND MAN'S WHY DID DON HAVE THIS PRINTED? KILLER SO FOUND IN CEN BLOCK IVE FELT AS MEONE WAS MY THROAT! IVE GOT TO GET RID OF THAT DRIVER! WE WAITING IVE GOT RED ...TURN HER TO ME! NOTHING DOING! THAT BEAUTY PARLOR MAY BE A RAT HOLE! WELL, WHO'S A BETTER RAT CATCHER THAN YOURS TRULY? ...TO SHOW BOME BIG MOVIE PRODUCER HE WASN'T NO HAS-BEEN HERO! ONLY YOU TOLD ME YER NAME WAS CAIRO, NOT BUBBLES-- THEN VA BASSED HIM! I WAS TRYING TO CRACK DOWN ON YOU, YOU MUSCLE-BOUND MASHER...BUT I-- I SKULLED MR. HEARTBURNE INSTEAD! I'M RUINED! AND IT HAPPENED THE GREAT PROD. HOW WILL I EVE ROMANTIC YOUNG HEROES AGAIN! WELL, ALL'S WELL THAT -- GOLLY! I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT STEVE RACY! HE WAS PHONING HIS EDITOR AND ... WHAT'S THAT? BLOOD! BE A RAT HOLE! CHASER THAN YOURS TRULY? WELL, ALL'S WELL THAT — GOLLY! I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT STEVE RACY! HE WAS PHONING HIS EDITOR AND ... WHAT'S THAT? BLOOD? STEVE! STEVE ARE YOU... WHAT DIDJA CONK HAROLD HEARTBURNE EDR, KIDDO? VA GOT ME ALL PERTOIBED! I WAS SUPPOSED TO START UP WITH A BLONDE NAMED BUBBLES, AN' THEN HAROLD WAS GONNA DASH TO THE RESCUE... HE'S COMING TO!... WHY--WHY --- HIS HAIR FELLOFF! IT WAS A--A WIG! HE'S GROPIN! FOR SOMETHIN' IN HIS POCKET! HE'S TAKIN' IT OUT! ... HEY! I NEVER KNEW HAROLD HEARTBURNE WORE-- MORN-RIMMED CHEATERS! SIZZLING SPOTLIGHTS! HIS SHIRT TORE OPEN -- AND HE SEEMS TO HAVE SPRUNG A STAY! WHY... HEARTBURNE HAROLD WEARE A--A CORSET! AND IT LET HIM DOWN! WAS TRYING D CRACK DOWN ON YOU, YOU USCLE-BOUND ASHER...BUT I-- I SKULLED MR. HEARTBURNE INSTEAD! HE'S COMING TO! ... WHY--WHY --- HIS HAIR FELL OFF! IT WAS A--A WIG! HE'S GROPIN! FOR SOMETHIN' IN HIS POCKET! HE'S TAKIN' IT OUT! ... HEY! I NEVER KNEW HAROLD HEARTBURNE WORE-- NORN-RIMMED CHEATERS! SIZZLING SPOTLIGHTS! HIS SHIRT TORE OPEN -- AND HE SEEMS TO HAVE SPRUNG A STAY! WHY... HEARTTROB HAROLD WEARE A--A CORSET! AND IT LET HIM DOWN! I'M RUINED! A LAUGHINGSTOCK! AND IT HAPPENED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GREAT PRODUcer, H.B. THAYER! HOW WILL I EVER PLAY ROMANTIC YOUNG HEROES AGAIN! YOU NEVER WILL, HAROLD! I'll SEE TO THAT! BECAUSE YOU'RE THE COMEDY FIND OF THE CENTURY! I'M SIGNING YOU TO A TEN-YEAR. CONTRACT RIGHT NOW--- WITH OPTIONS! YOU --- YOU MEAN THAT, H.B. T....WELL! I ALWAYS SAID HOLLYWOOD HAD NEVER MADE FULL USE OF MY UNIQUE TALENTS! STEVE! STEVE! ARE YOU -- I'M OVER HERE, CAIRO! WHAT'S THE MATTER! OH! MOST MONING GOOD? STEVE! STEVE! ARE YOU -- I'M OVER HERE, CAIRO! WHAT'S THE MATTER! OH! 11-19-45