anaheim-gazette 1945-11-08

WHAT END OF WHAT WAR ARE WE CELEBRATING NOW? WHY ALL THE TOOTING AND BOOM-BOOM SOUND EFFECTS? LOOK TO THE EAST, BEAUTIFUL ONE! BY GLENN CHAFFIN AND MARC SWAYZE A GALLANT GALLEON, NO LESS, TO TAKE US HOME! THAT IS WHY THE OLD ROCK ROCKS WITH HILARITY! I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING HAPPY! SWING ME AGAIN, SOLDIER! MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY CALL THIS ARM-ISTICE DAY! YEAH--ISN'T GOING DIZZZ HOME! THAT'S WHY THE OLD ROCK ROCKS WITH HILARITY! HAPPY! SWING ME AGAIN, SOLDIER! THIS ARM-ISTICE DAY! GOING DIZZ IT MUST BE A WONDERFUL SIGHT TO THE BOYS WHO HAVE BEEN STATIONED HERE SO LONG! IT WOULD BE PRETTIER TO ME IF I KNEW WE WERE GOING BACK WITH THEM INSTEAD OF OVERFLYING 'EM SOMEWHERE! WANDA'S GOING MARitime ON US, JENNY! SHE CRAVES A VOYAGE ON YON STEAMER! I HEAR THERE ARE NINE THOUSAND G.I.'S ON IT NOW! IT'LL BE SOME CROWDED! JENNY'S STYLE SHOW EYELYN OBERMOFF, ROSENBERG, TEX. EVELYN OBERNOFF, ROSENBERG, TEX. "JANIE! DETROIT, MICH." DOLORES DEGE WASHINGTON D.C. OOK THE EAST, BUTTIFUL NE! A SHIP! THAT'S HEY CALL ARM-ISTICE YEAH--AND IF JENNY ISN'T CAREFUL SHE'S GOING TO BECOME A DIZZY BLONDE! ONE DAY ON ONE OF HIS STROLLS IN INTO AN UNUSUAL SITUATION HEAH TIS-JUS-YO SQUEEZE DOWN THAT HOLE - YOU ALL KIN HAVE ALL THE JOOLES LITTLE WEAK CHICKS BUT HONEST FELLOW OUTTALKED— DIS IS STRICTLY A HONEST DISH SON-ISE JUST TOO BIG TO GOING TO BECOME A DIZZY BLONDE! ALADDIN WAS A HANDSOME AND VIRILE LAD, BUT SPOILED BY ADORING PARENTS. THE RESULT WAS, HE SPENT MOST OF HIS TIME WANDERING AROUND TOWN NOW ALADDIN WAS A LITTLE WEAK WHEN IT CAME TO SLICK CHICKS BUT OTHERWISE HE WAS AN HONEST FELLOW HE OBJECTED BUT WAS OUTTAKED-- IN THE CAPITAL OF A RICH PROVINCE IN CHINA, A POOR TAILOR AND HIS FAMILY, BARELY SUBSISTED ON HIS MEAGER EARNINGS. THE GROUP CONBISTED OF HIMSELF, HIS WIFE, AND ONE SON, WHOSE NAME WAS ALADDIN AND UNDID THEM! ——— HEY SHOTY I KNOW WHERE WE ALL KIN PICK UP A HOT LAMP! NUN RUB IT, AN YUM, OITS YER DOLores Deger, Washington, D.C. IN THE VINCE AND HE SISTED THE GRO SELF, H WHOSE WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE AN IMMENSE AFRICAN MAGICIAN WHO DID TRICKS LITTLE WEAK CK CHICKS BUT HONEST FELLOW OUTTALKED DIS IS STRICTLY A HONEST DISH SON-ISE JUST TOO BIG TO REACH IT. HEAH, YIS-JUS-YO SQUEEZE DOWN THAT HOLE- YOU ALL KIN HAVE ALL THE JOOLES YER WANT- JUS GET ME THE LAMP AND UNDID THEM? HEY SHOTY I KNOW WHERE WE ALL KIN PICK UP A HOT LAMP! YUH RUB IT AN YUH OITS YER WISH NOW ALADDIN WAS A LITTLE WEAK WHEN IT GAME TO SLICK CHICKS BUT OTHERWISE HE WAS AN HONEST FELLOW HE OBJECTED BUT WAS OUTTAKED-- DIS IS STRICTLY A HONEST DISH SON-ISE JUST TOO BIG TO REACH IT. TO THE DESERT WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE AN IMMENSE AFRICAN MAGICIAN WHO DID TRACKS CUR OUT