anaheim-gazette 1945-10-18

LIFE'S LIKE TH by FRED NEHER. "YOUNG MAN...WHY A 10-21-45 'DID WE MISS ANYTHING?' 'DON'T WHISTLE LET'S JUST BROWSE!' PUBLIC LIBRARY 'BUT WHAT GOOD IS STYLE IF YOUR FEET AREN'T HAPPY.' US MODERNS 'HIS FATHER'S A PRIZEFIGHTER.' US MODERNS "HIS FATHER'S A PRIZE-FIGHTER." COULD YOU PUT A LITTLE DAD ON THIS STAMP, MISTER? CHEW DELICIOUS GUM 10-21-49 E THAT ELECT MUNLEY FOR JUDGE. REGULAR FELLERS YOU OUGHTA BE GLAD YOU GOT A NICE LIL' BOY LIKE ME MOM! HE NEARLY DRIVES HIS MOM CRAZY ALL DAY LONG ASKIN' "YOUNG MAN...WHY AREN'T YOU IN UNIFORM?" HE NEARLY DRIVES HIS MOM CRAZY ALL DAY LONG ASKIN' FOR A NICKEL! AN' IF YOU ASK ME, I THINK A FELLER WHO KEEPS THAT UP ALLATIME SHOULD GET A GOOD WALLOPIN'! DON'T YOU THINK SO, MOM? THIS IS A SWELL PARTY! I HAD FIVE PLATES OF ICE CREAM ALREADY! GIMME HERE'S A CHEESE SANDWICH! SOME PUNKINS THIS IS A SWELL PARTY! I HAD FIVE PLATES OF ICE CREAM ALREADY! GIMME ANOTHER SAN'WICH! HERE'S A CHEESE SANDWICH! YOU SHOULD SEE TH' WAY JIMMIE TORMENTS HIS MOMMA! HE'S ALWAYS SAYIN' GIMME A NICKEL GIMME A NICKEL GIMME A NICKEL! I DON'T THINK THAT'S SHOWN' TH' PROPER RESPECK FOR THAT'S RIGHT! I DON'T THINK THAT'S SHOWIN' TH' PROPER RESPECK FOR HIS MOM DO YOU, MOM? THAT'S RIGHT! I CERTAINLY DO! IF I'M A GOOD BOY AN' DON'T ASK FOR IT, - WILL YA GIMME A NICKEL, MOM? ZOOLIE HERE'S A CHEESE SANDWICH! I LIKE THAT KIND OF CHEESE BUT I DONT LIKE TH' YOU DON'T HAFTA EAT TH' HOLES! - PUT ZOOLIE HERE'S A CHEESE SANDWICH! I LIKE THAT KIND OF CHEESE BUT I DON'T LIKE TH' HOLES IN IT! YOU DON'T HAFTA EAT TH' HOLES! - PUT 'EM BACK ON YOUR PLATE!