anaheim-gazette 1945-10-11

LIFE'S LIKE T by FRED.NEHER "I'LL SAY HE'S TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME!" FUR WRAPPER "YOU'RE MORE IMPROBULAR ABOUT THE WRAPPER ON YOUR CIGAR THAN THE ONE WORN BY ME!!!" "ANYONE NEW? I'LL POINT OUT THE SIGHTS." YOU MEAN I THE WRIFFER ON YOUR CIGAR THAN THE ONE WORN BY ME!!! "ANYONE NEW? I'LL POINT OUT THE SIGHTS." YOU MEAN I CAN BUY ALL I WANT? THERE'S NO SHORTAGE ?!!? US MODERNS. FRED NEHER 10-14-45 (Advised by Owen-Hazel More Press) KE THAT "YOU WON'T HAVE TO WAIT LONG FOR SIS THIS TIME, POP... I PUT TACKS IN HER BATH SALTS." BEGIN FELLERS IS THIS A JET PLANE COMIN'? NO, BUHU STAMPS SOME PUNKINS LOCAL FOREIGN PACKAGES. YOU MEAN I I'M ON MY WAY TO TH' PLUMBER'S! AN' NOBODY IN OUR HOUSE KNOWS HOW TH' WATER CAN BE TURNED OFF! YOU MEAN I CAN BUY ALL I WANT? THERE'S NO SHORTAGE ?!? BUFORD'S BEEN TRANSFERRED TO THE NIGHT SHIFT AN' I'M MAKIN' THE ROUNDS WITH HIM FOR SEVERAL NIGHTS...TIL HE GETS USED TO IT. IS THIS A JET PLANE COMIN'? NO, IT'S BUMP HUDSON! HEY BUMP! WHAT'S YOUR HURRY? WHERE YA GOIN'? TELL US ALL ABOUT IT! TH' WATER PIPE BUSTED AN' TH' I'M ON MY WAY TO TH' PLUMBER'S! TH' WATER PIPE BUSTED AN' TH' CELLAR'S FLOODED! NOBODY HOUSE KNOWS WATER CAN BE ED OFF! THAT'S EASY! ALL YOU HAFTA DO IS DON'T PAY TH' WATER BILL NEXT MONTH! ZOOLIE ZOOLIE TOWN DUMP DOCTOR BRISTLE'S MARK FROST I'll take the cork out so we can have a good smell! DON'T GET THAT ON YOUR LIP OR YOU'LL GET A MUSTACHE AND A BIG BUNCH OF WHISKERS!