anaheim-gazette 1945-10-11

BY GUENN CHAFFIN AND MARC SMAYER RETURNING TO NATAL, THE GIRLS TAKE OFF AT MIDNIGHT ON THE LONG, OVER-WATER HOP TO ASCENSION ISLAND... WHY NOT SACK DOWN FOR A WHILE, WANDA? I'LL SIT HERE AND WATCH "GEORGE" FLY THE SHIP! THINK I WILL, AT THAT! GORGEOUS NIGHT THOUGH, JENNY! DON'T LET ME MISS THE SUNRISE! HOURS LATER..... SUN COMING UP AND MOON GOING DOWN! THERE'S SOMETHING WORTH SEEING, GALS! WANDA? I'LL SIT HERE AND WATCH "GEORGE" FLY THE SHIP! NIGHT THOUGH, JENNY! DON'T LET ME MISS THE SUNRISE! SUN COMING UP AND MOON GOING DOWN! THERE'S SOMETHING WORTH SEEING, GALS! ASCENSION TOWER TO BIRD GIRL ZERO ONE--CEILING THREE THOUSAND--WIND FIFTEEN--USE NUMBER ONE RUNWAY--LANDING IS TO SOUTHEAST... ROGER... BUT ISN'T IT A LITTLE EARLY FOR LAUGHS? WHY SO FLIP WITH THE HIRED HELP, JENNY? BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE LANDING FIELD ON THE ROCK! THERE IT IS, MATES--OUR MID-OCEAN GAS STOP! JENNY'S STYLE SHOW ALVA KOCH, PERRIS, GALIK JANICE WEGEMAN, ASBURY PARK, M.J. ALVA KOCH, PERRIG, GALIR JAMICE WEGEMAN, ASBURY PARK, M.J. 10-14-45 (Released) REMEMBER WHAT THE ATC BOYS SAY. WELCOME -- "IF WE MISS ASCENSION, THE WIFE GETS A PENSION! SO NAVIGATE PRETTY! TUT! WHY WORRY, CANDY? WE'RE NOT EVEN WIVES! AS SOON AS SIR FAY (THAT WAS THE GUY THAT CAPTURED ME) FINISHED HIS STORY KING ARTHUR CONDEMMED ME TO BE BURNED AT THE STAKE FOR WEARING SUCH OUTLANDISH CLOTHES. AS AN AFTERTHOUGH HE ADDED THE EVENT,WOULD TAKE PLACE TWO DAYS HENCE- A LITTLE LAND WOULD LOOK PRETTY GOOD TO ME ABOUT NOW! NALLY FACED OLD HIRR. HE LOOKED A IN HIS SKIRT-BUT AD TO SEE CLAR. ASKED HIM MEANS OF ESCAPE UN COMING UP MOON GOING DOWN! RE'S SOMETHING ORTH SEEING, GALS! A LITTLE LAND WOULD LOOK PRETTY GOOD TO ME ABOUT NOW! THERE IT IS, MATES-- OUR MIDOCEAN GAS STOP! I'M GLAD YOU'RE DOING THE FLYING! IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE LANDING BETWEEN THE WARTS ON A DILL PICKLE! ICUT Yankee in thur's Court RTHUR AT HIS TO BELIEVE THIS CLARENCE LED EXPLAINING THE OBABLY BE THROWN AWAIT THE DE- DESPITE THE RATS AND THE UNWHOLESOME PLACE I WAS IN, I WAS SO EXHAUSTED FROM THE DAYS MANY EVENTS THAT I FELL ASLEEP AT ONCE THEN, DATER. A Connecticut Yankee Arthur's AFTER SEEING KING ARTHUR AT HIS ROUND TABLE I HAD TO BELIEVE THIS FANTASTIC ADVENTURE/ CLARENCE LED ME THRU MORE WALLS, EXPLAINING THE WHILE THAT I WOULD PROBABLY BE THROW INTO A DUNGEON, TO AWAIT THE DECISION OF KING ARTHUR THEN I WAS THROWN INTO A DUNGEON WITH ONLY RATS FOR COMPANY. AT THIS THE BOY TREMBLED LIKE A LEAF! IN A TERRIFIED VOICE HE TOLD ME THAT OF ALL THINGS TO HAPPEN MERLIN, THE MAGICIAN HAD WOVEN A SPELL AROUND THIS CELL Phillips 10-14-45 DESPITE THE RATS AND THE UNWHOLESOME PLACE I WAS IN, I WAS SO EXHAUSTED FROM THE DAYS MANY EVENTS THAT I FELL ASLEEP AT ONCE THEN DATED. WELL I WAS CERTAINLY GLAD TO SEE CLARENCE—AND IMEDIATELY ASKED HIM TO HELP ME DEVISE SOME MEANS OF ESCAPE THEN I WAS THROWN INTO A DUNGEON WITH ONLY RATS FOR COMPANY. CUT-OUT