anaheim-gazette 1945-10-04

LIFE'S LIKE THAT by FRED NEHER CASHIER WE BROKE EVEN TODAY MR.RYAN. WE BROKE EVEN TODAY ...THEY WON THE GAME, BUT WE TOOK THE GOAL POSTS!!" THAT'S THE SECOND TIME MY CHECK CAME BACK MARKED NO FUNDS....KEEP IT UP AND I'M GOING TO WITHDRAW MY ACCOUNT CAFE I ALWAYS GO IN HERE FOR A GOOD STEAK... AN' GET A FISH PLATTER! US MODERNS. GET A FISH PLATTER!" US MODERNS. "I'M SPENDING THE WHOLE WEEK-END WITH MY MEALS SERVED IN BED." "SHE HAS A FIGURE LIKE AN HOUR GLASS AN' SHE MAKES EVERY MINUTE COUNT." "I ALWAYS COME HERE WHEN I START FRETTING ABOUT MY WEIGHT!" SQUEAKY. BROKE EVEN TODAY DEG1AR FELLERS I JUS' CAME FOR AUNT MINN AN' SHE GAVE TWO PIECES OF A HAN'FUL OF ANNA PEAR HURRY UP! GIVE IT TO ME! HURRY-UP!! WHEN I GET GOOD AN' READY BROKE EVEN TODAY THEY WON THE ME, BUT WE TOOK E GOAL POSTS!!" SOME PUNKINS. HURRY UP! GIVE IT TO ME! HURRY-UP!! HURRY UP!! WHEN I GET GOOD AN' READY I WILL! PUDDINHEAD! GIVE YOUR LITTLE BROTHER WHAT AUNT MINNIE GAVE YOU TO GIVE HIM THIS MINUTE! E HAS A FIGURE E AN HOUR GLASS SHE MAKES EVERY MINUTE COUNT. OWWWW! HE'S GONNA HURT!! OWWWw... DONT A CRY WON'T FEEL I JUS' CAME FROM AUNT MINNIE'S AN' SHE GAVE ME TWO PIECES OF PIE, A HAN'FUL OF CANDY ANNA PEAR! WHAT ELSE DID SHE GIVE YOU? A BANANA! AND A NORANGE, AN' SHE GAVE ME SOMETHIN' FOR YOU! MOMMA! AUNT MINNIE GAVE PUD UPPN' TO GIVE ME AN' WHEN I GET GOOD AN' READT I WILL! MOMMA! AUNT MINNIE GAVE PUD JUMPN' TO GIVE ME AN' HE WON'T GIVE IT TO ME! D! BROTHER E GAVE IM SHE TOLE ME TO GIVE I'M HER REGARDS! ZOOLIE DONT BE SUCH A CRY BABY! YOU HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE SO SMART IN SCHOOL ZOOLIE DON'T BE SUCH A CRY BABY! YOU WON'T EVEN FEEL IT DR. FDRCEPS DENTIST HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE SO SMART IN SCHOOL IF I WAS SO DUMB TO BLEEVE HE WASN'T GOING TO HURT ME! 10-7-45