anaheim-gazette 1945-10-04

KY-ROLLING DOWN TO RIO THERE'S THE FAMOUS COPACABANA BEACH! THEY SAY YOU CAN GET A SUNTAN THERE IN TEN MINUTES AND IT'S PRACTICALLY PAINLESS! WHO CARES? WHAT I WANT IS A PAIR OF NYLONS! BY GLENN CHAFFIN AND MARC SWAYZE THAT'S SUGAR LOAF, ISN'T IT? LOOK AT THAT CABLE CAR! THERE'S THE BUCKET SEAT TO END ALL BUCKET SEATS! LATER... SHOPPING AND "GO THE MAGIC CITY OF RIO" CANDY, DOES MY SLIP SHOW? NOPE! BUT I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. THESE NEIGHBORS ARE REALLY GIVING US THE EYE! THERE'S THE BUCKET SEAT TO END ALL BUCKET SEATS! CANDY, DOES MY SLIP SHOW? NOPE! BUT I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. THESE NEIGHBORS ARE REALLY GIVING US THE EYE! AH...SMELLS WONDERFUL! WHAT IS IT? REAL NO. 5, SENHORITA! COME ON, WELCOME. QUIT ACTING LIKE A TOURIST! OPACABANA BEACH ...THE LOVeliest SPOT IN RIO IF ONLY THERE WEREN'T A WAR... THIS COULD BE HEAVENLY! BLESS MAH SOUL...PEACHES FROM GAWJA, I BET A COOKIE. JENNY'S STYLE SHOW. JOAN TOTMAN, EAST WEYMOUTH, MASS. JOAN TOTMAN, EAST WEYMOUTH, MASS. BETTY GARCIA, SANTA FE, N. MEX. WHO CARES? WHAT I WANT IS A PAIR OF NYLONS! I WANT TO TAKE A RIDE IN THAT SUGAR LOAF CABLE CAR! I HAVE AN ADDRESS... AVENIDA RIO BRANCO... WHERE WE CAN PICK UP SOME OF THOSE CUTE TURN-OVER DOLLS! SHOPPING AND "GOOD NEIGHBORING" IN THE MAGIC CITY OF RIO DE JANEIRO... NOPE! BUT I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. THESE NEIGHBORS ARE REALLY GIVING US THE EYE! YOU'RE FLATTERING YOURSELves! THERE'S AN OLD BRAZILIAN CUSTOM AGAINST GALS PARADING AROUND WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS! NOPE! BUT I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. THESE NEIGHBORS ARE REALLY GIVING US THE EYE! YOU'RE FLATTERING YOURSELVES! THERE'S AN OLD BRAZILIAN CUSTOM AGAINST GALS PARADIING AROUND WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS! BLESS MAH SOUL...PEACHES FROM GAWJA, I'LL BET A COOKIE!!! WELL, EVEN WAR HAS ITS BRIGHTER SIDE! ABOUT THAT TIME WE SHOT BY A VISION I HAD NO OBJECT TO. AS MY GUIDE (CLARENCE CONDUCTED ME THROUGH IMPENSE HALLS I TRIED EVERY ARGUMENT I COULD AGAINST WHAT ISAW! —BUT CLARENCE YANKED ME ON PROMISING ME DIRE DUNGNMENT IF WE DIDN'T HURRY TO THE COURT ROOM. A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court DESPITE THE FACT THAT MY REASON REJECTED THE BOYS' STORY, THAT THIS WAS THE SIXTH CENTURY AND I WAS IN KING ARTHUR'S COURT—SOMETHING IN ME SEEMED TO BE LIEVE HIM. AN INVITATION WAS IN ORDER. The ENCHANTRESS BUT CLARENCE VANKED ME ON, PROMISING ME DIRE PUNISHMENT IF WE DIDN'T HURRY TO THE COURT ROOM AN INVITATION WAS IN ORDER. 10-7-45