anaheim-gazette 1945-09-27

LIFE'S LIKE THIS by FRED NEHER. *WE'D LIKE TO HAVE NOTARIZE THIS CONQUEST OUR NEW FULLBACK* CERTAINLY I'M ASKING MOTHER TO COME VISIT US...THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A BIG THREE CONFERENCE TO IRON OUT DIFFICULTIES? I'M NEW HERE ...WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?* US MODERNS WE SUPPOSED TO DO?* LIS MODERUS SOMETIMES I WISH HE'D GET INTERESTED IN ANOTHER WOMAN!* FRED NEHE R. 9.30. WE'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU NOTARIZE THIS CONTRACT OUR NEW FULLBACK SIGNED REG'LAR FELLERS THESE ARE TH' LIONS AN' THESE ARE TH' TIGERS AN' THESE ARE TH' EL'FINTS AN' THESE ARE... STUPENDOUS VACLE WHAT DIDJA LIKE BEST NOTARY PUBLIC KY. STUPENDOUS ACLE WHAT DIDJA LIKE BEST, PINHEAD? GEE! IT'S A WUNNER THEM TIGERS DIDN'T EAT HER UP! THAT'S THE LIGHT HOUSE THE M THAT H OH, THAT... I WROTE TO ALL YOU BOYS ABOUT HOLDING YOU IN MY ARMS AND SMOTHERING YOU WITH KISSES AS A MORALE BUILDER. I'M SO GLAD RONALD HAS ALL DAY SATURDAY OFF TO DO AS HE PLEASES. THESE ARE TH' LIONS AN' THESE ARE TH' TIGERS, AN' THESE ARE TH' EL'FINTS AN' THESE ARE... MOM TOOK PUD AN' ME AN' WE SAW TH' WHOLE BUSINESS! TH' INDIA-RUBBER MAN, AN' TH' SWOARD SWALLOWER AN' TH' LADY WITH TH' BIG SNAKE AN-- TH' LADY IN TH' CAGE FULL OF TIGERS! THEY WERE ROARING AN' TH' LADY IN TH' CAGE FULL OF TIGERS! THEY WERE ROARING AN' SMARLING AN'SHOWING THEIR TEETH AN... SHE WAS PERFEC'LY SAFE! THEY WERE ONEY MAN EATIN' TIGERS! ZOOLIE THE MAN WHO LIVES IN THAT HOUSE MUST HAVE THE WIND WAS BLOWING SO HARD IT BLEW THE LIGHT OUT ZOOLIE THE MAN WHO LIVES IN THAT HOUSE MUST HAVE BEEN AWFUL MAD LAST NIGHT! THE WIND WAS BLOWING SO HARD IT BLEW THE LIGHT OUT ABOUT TWENTY TIMES AN' HE HAD TO KEEP ON LIGHTING IT EVERY TIME!