anaheim-gazette 1945-09-20

LIFE'S LIKE THIS BY FRED NEHER "YOU GIVE ME AN ALLOWANCE OF FIFTY CENTS A WEEK... THAT'S TWENTY-SIX DOLLARS A YEAR...IF YOU PAID ME IN ADVANCE I'D HAVE SOME CAPITAL TO WORK ON." HE SAYS TO KEEP THE ENEMY FROM GETTING THE MESSAGE, HE ATE THE ENEMY SAY WHEN US MODERNO US MODELS FRANKLY I JUST DRINK TO BE SOCIAL YOU'RE GOING TO THE BINDS OF THE EARTH... DON'T FORGET TO GET AN EVENING PAPER AND COFFEE FOR BREAKFAST GIVE ME AN ALLOWANCE FTY CENTS A WEEK... S TWENTY-SIX DOLLARS EAR...IF YOU PAID IN ADVANCE I'D SOME TAL WORK REGULAR FELLERS! OH MOM! LOOK WHAT WE FOUND IN TH' ATTIC-- A CORN POPPER! SURE WE DO MOM! WE SAW YOU DO IT! YOU JUS'PUT SURE WE DO MOM! WE SAW YOU DO IT! YOU JUS'PUT SOME CORN IN AN' JIGGLE IT ON TH' STOVE AN'-- FER TH' LUVVA MUD! WE'VE GOT TO DO SUMP'N ABOUT THIS! THERE'S NO COVER ON TH' POPPER! 'SHE CLAIMS SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGES ARE THOSE BETWEEN WHAT'S A VEGETARIAN A PERSON 'SHE CLAIMS SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGES ARE THOSE BETWEEN PEOPLE WHO ARE OPPOSITES... THAT'S WHY SHE'S MARRYING A MAN WITH MONEY.' 9-23-45 FEDERAL NATIONAL CENTER CAN PUD AND I POP SOME CORN, MOM? CAN WE, PLEASE, MOM? YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO POP CORN! ALL RIGHT! WHILE I'M DOWNTOWN YOU MAY POP SOME OKAY MOM! WE SAW YOU JUS' PUT AN' JIGGLE DVE AN' ALL RIGHT! WHILE I'M DOWNTOWN YOU MAY POP SOME CORN, BUT BE CAREFUL! OKAY MOM! JD! UMP'N IS NO PER! PINHEAD, YOU'RE A GENIUS! 9-23-45 ZOOLIE A VEGETARIAN IS A PERSON WHO EATS NOTHING I COULD NEVER BE A VEGETARIAN ON ACCOUNT ZOOLIE A VEGETARIAN IS A PERSON WHO EATS NOTHING BUT VEGETABLES! NOT EVEN ONE LITTLE SPECK OF MEAT! I COULD NEVER BE A VEGETARIAN ON ACCOUNT OF I'M SO FOND OF ANIMAL CRACKERS!