anaheim-gazette 1945-08-16

LIFE'S LIKE THAT BY FRED NEHER SOME PUNKINS. I'M TRYING IT FOR SIZE...IT'S FOR GIVING JUNIOR A BATH! I BORROWED JUNIOR'S PLAYPEN UNTIL MY SUNBURN IS BETTER. NOW HEOW! UNTIL MY SUNBURN IS BETTER. NOW HEON! HE SHOULD BE MORE TO LIMIT THE CALL TO FIVE MINUTES! US MODERNS YOU S DECORA NIMITZ E THAT WOULDN'T SIS BE JEALOUS OF US IF SHE COULD SEE THEM CHASIN' US...ESPECIALLY IF SHE KNEW WE'D USED SOME OF HER EXPENSIVE NEW PERFUME!" DEGULAR FELLERS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POP, PINHEA HE WAS LIMPING AN' USING A CANE! SAY, — WHO ARE YOU KIDDIN'! - C'M'ERE AN' I'LL SHOW YA SAY, - WHO ARE YOU KIDDIN'! - C'M'ERE AN' I'LL SHOW YA SUMP'N! C'M'ERE AN' ILL SHOW YOU SUMP'N! WHAT TERRIBLY LOUD CLOTHES, ZOOLIE! YOU SHOULD BE PROUD THAT'S ONE DECORATION NOT EVEN NIMITZ HAS! THE ONLY TIME HES CAROUS IS WHEN HE HAS A GOLE CLUB IN HIS HAND. WHAT TERRIBLY LOUD CLOTHES, ZOOLIE! I THINK IT'S VULGAR TO ATTRACT ATTENTION THAT WAY! GLARING COLORS! IT'S VERY BAD TASTE! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POP, PINHEAD? HE WAS LIMPING AN' USING A CANE! HE SLIPPED ON THE ICE THIS MORNIN', JIMMIE, AN' KURT HIS BACK! HEY! LOOK IT THAT THERMOMETER! DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BEUEVE HE WHO ARE N! - C'M'ERE SHOW YA P'N! HEY! LOOK IT THAT THERMOMETER! DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BEUEVE HE SLIPPED ON TH' ICE IN WEATHER LIKE THIS? SEE, THAT? WHEN GROGAN, TH' ICEMAN CAN'T GET INTO OUR KITCHEN, HE ALWAYS LEAVES THE ICE ON OUR BACK STEPS! ZOOLIE NOW LET THAT BE, A LESSON TO YOU! ZOOLIE NOW LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU! DON'T BE SO VULGAR!