anaheim-gazette 1945-08-09

LIFE'S LIKE THIS BY FRED NEHER WE'RE HAVING A PLANNED FA ONLY SIX AT A TIME! SOME PUNKINS BEEN PRACTICING DENTISTRY, LONG, DOC? GO ...AN ONE MORE THING DO I TELL YOU HOW TO DIRECT TRAFFIC! I'D TEAR TO PIECES ANY WOMAN WHO TRIED TO STEAL HIM AWAY! WE MODELUS "I'D TEAR TO PIECES ANY WOMAN WHO TRIED TO STEAL HIM AWAY!" HOW YOU MUST TOLK ABOUT ME AFTER I'M GONE THAT'S THE NEW MOTHER DOES." E THAT DEG'LAR FELLERS WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT OLE CH THAT USETER B IN TH' GARAGE MY GOSH! WHICH WAY DID HE GO! I BEEN ROBBED! HAVING A PLANNED FAMILY....SIX AT A TIME!! MY GOSH! WHICH WAY DID HE GO! I BEEN ROBBED! Y'MEAN THIS CHAIR? THAT'S TH'ONE! "I'M VERY SORRY BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO MOVE NOW." SUGAR 'N' SPICE. WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT OLE CHAIR THAT USETER BE IN TH' GARAGE? IT'S GONE MOM SOLD IT TO MISTER BRIKBRAK TH' SECCOUNT-HAND DEALER! WHERE IT IS! I DISTRIBUTED ANTIQUES + SECOND-HAND FURNITURE I BEEN ROBBED! IT IS! SECOND-HAND FURNITURE MEAN THIS CHAIR? THAT'S TH'ONE! 'WALKIN' OFF WITH A NICKEL'S WORTH OF TH' FINEST CHEWIN' GUM MONEY KIN BUY! 8.12.45 ZOOLIE ZOOLIE VICTORY GARDEN CONTEST ENTRIES RECEIVED HERE PERTATER BUGS RAISED BY Zoolie