anaheim-gazette 1945-07-19

It's Like That by FRED by NEHER "I'll DRY 'EM BUT LAY OFFA THAT CORN ABOUT ME HAVIN' TO FIEL POP'S SHOE WHILE HE'S IN THE ARMY." "HELP ME DEAR.... IVE GOT A BIG ONE!!" "I'll DRY'EM BUT LAY OFFA THAT CORN ABOUT ME HAVIN' TO FIEL POP'S SHOES WHILE HE'S IN THE ARMY!!" YOO HAD ....ANYBODY HOME?!* US MODERNS. "JUST THINK OF THIS AS A PAGE IN YOUR DIARY." WHEN HE SUDD PROPOSED TO I WAS ALMOST SURPRISED A MODERNS. JUST THINK OF THIS AS A PAGE IN YOUR DIARY." WHEN HE SUDDEN PROPOSED TO I WAS ALMOST SURPRISED AS HE WAS. SODAS WIGGLING YOUR EARS, MAKING FUNNY RACES AND TURNING HAND SPRINGS IS ALL RIGHT BUT NOT ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. QUEAKY. REGULAR FELLERS WHATCHA GOT THERE, PINHEAD LET'S SEE IT! WITH THIS HERE MIRROR I KIN SIT ON TH' CURB AN' WATCH TH' BALLGAME RY 'EM BUT LAY THAT CORN ABOUT WIN' TO FIEL POP'S SHOES HE'S IN THE ARMY!! SOME PUNKIN' WHEN HE SUDDENLY PROPOSED TO ME I WAS ALMOST AS SURPRISED AS WITH THIS HERE MIRROR I KIN SIT ON TH' CURB AN' WATCH TH' BALLGAME WITH OUT SPENDIN' A NICKEL! SWELL! FOUL! ZOOL - AND THAT MAGICIAN WAS CLEVER TOO! DID YOU SEE HIM MAKE I PUT ON A BET THAN THAT MY OUT IN TH' KITC WHEN HE SUDDENLY PROPOSED TO ME I WAS ALMOST AS SURPRISED AS HE WAS." THAT WAS A SWELL PARTY! - AND THAT MAGICIAN WAS CLEVER TOO! DID YOU SEE HIM MAKE THE EGG DISAPPEAR? THAT'S WHAT I CALL A REAL ACT I PUT ON A BET THAN THAT MY OUT IN TH' KITCHEN ONLY NOBODY SAW ME! WHATCHA GOT THERE, PINHEAD LET'S SEE IT! NO MORE KNOTHOLE PEEK IN' FOR ME, SONNY! MCGINTY JUS' STOLE SECOND BASE--NOW CASEY'S AT TH' BAT-- STRIKE ONE- SWELL! TELL ME MORE! AN' FASTER! MCGINTY JUS' STOLE SECOND BASE--NOW CASEY'S AT TH' BAT----STRIKE ONE----STRIKE TWO--HE NOTED OUT! NOT ONEY DO I GET SEVEN YEAR'S BAD LUCK BUT THAT WAS POP'S FAVORITE SHAVIN' MIRROR! WAW! CHEER UP--SEVEN YEARS AIN'T LONG! I PUT ON A BETTER ACT THAN THAT MYSELF--OUT IN TH' KITCHEN I MADE A QUART OF ICE CREAM, THREE SLICES OF ORANGE CAKE, FOUR CHICKEN SANDWIDES ZOOLIE I PUT ON A BETTER ACT THAN THAT MYSELF—OUT IN THE KITCHEN ONLY NOBODY SAW ME! I MADE A QUART OF ICE CREAM, THREE SLICES OF ORANGE CAKE, FOUR CHICKEN SANDWIDGES AN' TWO HAN'FULS OF CHOCOLATES DISAPPEAR!