anaheim-gazette 1945-07-12

SKIPPER, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PANCAKE LANDING YOU MADE! IT WAS NOTHING, SORREL TOP! YEAH, ONLY JUMPING FROM THE FRYING PAN INTO THE FIRE...THAT'S ALL! OH, YOU MEAN THE DOG! HE USED T'BE A K-9 IN TH' ARMY AND MIGHT O'KILLED YUN! ONLY FOR RED HE WOULD OF! LET'S CHECK--WE SIGHT THE WHISP FROM OUR PLANE AND LAND ON SIDE OF HILL! HE USED T'BE A K-9 IN TH'ARMY AND MIGHT O'KILLED YUM! ONLY FOR RED HE WOULD OF! LET'S CHECK...WE SIGHT THE WHISP FROM OUR PLANE AND LAND ON SIDE OF HILL! AND ARE BY ANOTHER REX SMELLS SOMETHIN'... LET'S GET GOIN'! LET'S! COTTON TOP WE'RE STILL IN LUCK! FINDING THIS RAFT WITH WINSLOW ON YOUR HEELS WAS FORTUNATE! GETTING ROUND KNOW THIS PLEASE BE CAREFUL! HAVE YOU A HANDKERCHIEF? I MUST HAVE LOST MINE! YOU WHAT? THERE'S NO ONE IN SIGHT/MISTER, YOUR DOG SURE TOOK US ON A MERRY-GQ ROUND! I MUST HAVE LOST MINE! ONE IN SIGHT! MISTER, YOUR DOG SURE TOOK US ON A MERRY-GQ ROUND! OH, YOU MEAN THE DOG! YOU SAID IT...WE LAND ON PRIVATE PROPERTY AND ARE ATTACKED BY A WILD WATCH DOG...IS THAT ALSO NOTHING? AND ARE ALMOST KILLED BY ANOTHER VICIOUS KILLER! I OVERHEARD YOUR SISTER, MADAME SUZANNE, SAYING SHE GOING AWAY AND THAT YOU'RE TAKING OVER HER SHOP ENTIRELY DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE HERE SHARLIE, PLEASE BE COMING MORE EVERY SECOND. SOMEONE DISCOVE LOOT YOU HAVE SIN THIS SHOP? AND ARE ALMOST KILLED BY ANOTHER VICIOUS KILLER! GETTING ROUGH/GOOD THING I KNOW THIS STREAM BY HEART! NO HE HASN'T...HE'S SET US ON THE TRAIL...MISTER, CAN YOU GET US A RAFT? I OVERHEARD YOUR SISTER, MADAME SUZANNE, SAYING SHE GOING AWAY AND THAT YOU'RE TAKING OVER HER SHOP ENTIRELY. DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE HERE TO STAY? WELL, IT NOW APPEARS THAT YOU NOT ONLY HAVE A STEADY SUPPLY OF JEWELS, BUT PAINTINGS AND ART OBJECTS THAT THE GERMANS AND THEIR COLLABORATIONISTS LOOTED DURING THE WAR! NOT ONLY THAT ACQUIRED A STRICT HENCHSMART OR STO-MIST I ONCE MENTIONED WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU SHOULD YOU START ENTERTAINING ANY SUCH NOTION! NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE! BY THE BYE CONVEY TO MY SCHOOL OLOGIES FOR HA REQUEST AN HOUR ONLY TOO HAPPY CONTINUE WITH SU ONCE MENTIONED WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU SHOULD YOU START ENTERTAINING ANY SUCH NOTION NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE! BY THE BYE CONVEY TO MY SISTER APOLOGIES FOR HAVING REQUEST AN HOUR ONLY TOO HAPPY. CONTINUE WITH SUCH COLLECTION FOR IN FACT ILL GIVE EVERY POSSIBLE ASSISTANCE. COLONEL WOLFRAM PRUSSIA THE BARONESS COLONEL WOLFRAM PRUSSIA SOMEONE CALLING ME?... ON IT'S YOU! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU, DOREEN, THAT YOU MUSTN'T BE SEEN COMING TO MY OFFICE SO MUCH! SHARLIE JUST ONE MOMENT? SHARLIE, PLEASE → IT'S BECOMING MORE DANGEROUS EVERY SECOND / SUPPOSE SOMEONE DISCOVERS THE LOOT YOU HAVE STORED IN THIS SHOP? I DON'T LIKE THAT WORD SUPPOSE! YOU ORIGINALLY SAID YOU HAD ONLY A FEW JEWELS AND TRINKETS, WHICH YOU MANAGED TO SMUGGLE INTO THIS COUNTRY; THAT YOU WANTED TO DISPOSE SHARLIE, PLEASE—IT'S BECOMING MORE DANGEROUS EVERY SECOND/SUPPOSE SOMEONE DISCOVERS THE LOOT YOU HAVE STORED IN THIS SHOP? I DON'T LIKE THAT WORD SUFROSE! YOU ORIGINALLY SAID YOU MAD ONLY A FEW JEWELLS AND TRINKETS, WHICH YOU MANAGED TO SMUGGLE INTO THIS COUNTRY. THAT YOU WANTED TO DISPOSE OF! I HELPED YOU! WELL? NOT ONLY THAT—BUT YOU'VE NOW ACQUIRED A STRING OF GANGSTERS AS HENCHMEN. YOU MAY BE SUPER SMART, SHARLIE, BUT, SOUNER OR LATER, ONE OF YOUR STOOGES WILL MAKE A MISTAKE AND— JUST THIS—I WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS MESS BEFORE THE MISTAKE— THERE'LL BE NO MISTAKES—and no quitting! CONVEY TO MY SISTER MY MOST HUMBLE APOLOGIES FOR HAVING REFUSED HER REQUEST AN HOUR AGO/TELL HER I'LL BE ONLY TOO HAPPY TO HAVE MISS DRAKE CONTINUE WITH SUZANNE'S CLOTHING CONVEY TO MY SISTER MY MOST HUMBLE APOLOGIES FOR HAVING REFUSED HER REQUEST AN HOUR AGO! TELL HER I'LL BE ONLY TOO HAPPY TO HAVE MISS DRAKE CONTINUE WITH SUZANNE'S CLOTHING COLLECTION FOR EUROPE'S NEEDY IN FACT — I'LL PERSONALLY GIVE EVERY POSSIBLE ASSISTANCE! DUM-DEE-DEE-DUM-DUM DUM-DUM COLONEL WOLFRAM PRUSSIA BRUNO MISS FURY DR. DIMAN SARAF