anaheim-gazette 1945-06-28

LIFE'S LIKE THAT BY FRED NEHER. PAN CAKE MAKE UP I GUESS WE WERE NOT MEANT FOR EACH OTHER...NO MATTER HOW BIG A FOOD I MAKE OF YOU--YOU DON'T SEEM ABLE TO MAKE ONE OUT OF YOUR FATHER. HE DIDN'T KNOW IT'S TO PUT ON THE FACE! HE MADE PANCAKES OUT OF IT!! THE BOSS JUST SAID WE GET A MONTH'S VACATION...TWO WEEKS WHEN HE GOES ON HIS VACATION AN TWO WEEKS WHEN WE GO ON OURS. US MODERNS. BOY, AM I STARYED.... THERE WAS NO DINER ON THE STORK! US MODERNS! BOY, AM I STARYED....THERE WAS NO DINER ON THE STORK! SOME PUNKINS? 7-1-45 SHADOW BOX A SECOND, LEFTY...MY SHOE CAME UNTIED! E THAT ICE CREAM SODAS SQUEAKY NOT MEAN T FOR EACH REG'LAR FELLERS I'M GONNA SEE IF MY GIRL LOVES ME! NOT ME! I WON'T TAKE ANY CHANCES! IT COMES OUT WRONG TOO OFTEN THAT WAY! N'T MEAN'T FOR EACH DO MATTER HOW BIG A FOOL OF YOU - YOU DON'T SEEM MAKE ONE OUT OF YOUR FATHER "MY MOTHER SAYS I MUSTN'T EXPECT EVER MAN TO WANT TO MARRY ME...BUT EVERY OTHER MAN WILL BE ALL RIGHT WITH ME." NOT ME! I WONT TAKE ANY CHANCES. IT COMES OUT WRONG TOO OFTEN THAT WAY! AN' IF YOU GIVE ME THAT NICKEL YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKET, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYBODY ELSE! AWRIGHT HERE'S TH' NICKEL! WHAT'S TH' SECRET MAGIC WAY YOU DO.IT? MY MOM GIVES AND TEN PUNKINS. 7-1-45 MY MOM GIVES ME A NICKEL EVERY TIME I GO TO TH' STORE! AND I TEN FIFT IN JUS I'M GONNA SEE IF MY GIRL LOVES ME! I KNOW HOW YOU DO THAT! Y'DO IT WITH A DAISY! I'VE GOT A SECRET MAGIC WAY OF FINDING OUT AN' IT ALWAYS I'VE GOT A SECRET MAGIC WAY OF FINDING OUT AN' IT ALWAYS COMES OUT JUS' TH' RIGHT WAY! AWRIGHT HERE'S TH' NICKEL! WHAT'S TH' SECRET MAGIC WAY YOU DO.IT? I ALWAYS USE A THREE LEAF CLOVER! AND I SAVED EVERY BIT OF IT OUT OF RUNNING ERRANDS 'CERTIN' ZOOLIE AND I'VE SAVED TEN DOLLARS 'N' FIFTEEN CENTS IN JUS' TWO WEEKS! AND I SAVED EVERY BIT OF IT OUT OF RUNNING ERRANDS 'CEPTIN' TH' TEN DOLLARS UNCLE GEORGE GAVE ME ON MY BIRTHDAY!