anaheim-gazette 1945-06-21

LIFE'S LIKE TH BY FRED NEHER "I DROPPED A PENNY!!" 6-24-45 "THEN FOR A WHOLE BOX HOW DO I STRING WITH HER?" "ANOTHER RAINY DAY AN' NOT A DECK OF CARDS IN THE PLACE." "ANOTHER RAINY DAY, AN' NOT A DECK OF CARDS IN THE PLACE." "YOO-HOO GOES THERE?" "HE'S NOT MUCH OF A B GREATEST CATCHER" 6:24:45 E THAT SQUEAKY. REGULAR FELLERS I WONDER WHAT MOM'S GONNA GIVE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY AW GO AHEAD AN TELL! DON'T BE A STINGY OLE "WAIT'LL I GET MY CLOTHES OFF BEFORE YOU SLING THAT TOMATO!" CAMP ROOKIE AW GO AHEAD AN' TELL! DON'T BE A STINGY OLE MISER! AWRIGHT FOR YOU! I'M GOIN' RIGHT OVER TO MERRILL'S AN' BUY TEN CENTS WORTHA JELLY BEANS AN' EAT EVERY ONE OF 'EM UNLESS..." DID YOU KNOW THAT GOES THERE? HE'S NOT MUCH OF A BATTER, BUT HES THE GREATEST CATCHER WE EVER HAD. DID YOU KNOW THAT THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS OVER FIFTY YEARS OLD! OUT ALL DAY IT WOUL BY T I WONDER WHAT MOM'S GONNA GIVE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY I KNOW BUT I WON'T TELL! I WON'T TELL! NO SIR! I PROMISED MOM I WOULDN'T TELL AN' IM NO SIR! I PROMISED MOM I WOULDN'T TELL AN' I'M A MAN OF MY WORD I AM! I WON'T TELL, BUT I'LL GIVE YOU TEN GUESSES BUT DON'T GUESS A CORNET CAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT IS! OUT IN THE SUN ALL DAY YOU'D THINK IT WOULD HAVE MELTED BY THIS TIME! THE STATUE! NO! I MEAN TH' ICE CREAM CONE SHE HOLDS UP IN THE AIR!