anaheim-gazette 1945-06-14

POINT BOUQUET--THE PRETTIEST AND UNTIL TONIGHT THE LONELIEST BEACH IN PUERTO RICO! BY GUSHN CHAPFIN AND MARC SNIBYZE THIS IS HANDSOME. WHERE ARE WE? I'LL CALL YOU SARD! THAT HAS A NICE, SAFE SOUND! LIKE THE ARMY? WELL---I DON'T THINK THE ARMY UNDERSTANDS ME! IT'S A NEW LINE! IT USED TO BE "MY WIFE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME." I'LL CALL YOU GARD! THAT HAS A NICE, SAFE SOUND! LIKE THE ARMY? WELL----I DON'T THINK THE ARMY UNDERSTANDS ME! IT'S A NEW LINE! IT USED TO BE "MY WIFE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME." BESIDES, I CARRY A HEFTY LIFE INSURANCE POLICY AND MY DAD OWNS A BIG GRAPE VINEYARD IN CALIFORNIA! I COULD USE A COKE! HOW ABOUT GOING BACK TO CAMP? ROGER! WE HAVE THE FINEST NCO CLUB IN THE CARIBBEAN... LET'S HEAD FOR THERE! I'D LIKE TO GARD, REALLY... BUT IT'S OFF LIMITS! NO CLUBS FOR US ON THIS TRIP! BUT THERE'S A DANCE... A DANCE/ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? JENNY'S STYLE SHOW KATHERINE BOYKIN, SABINAL, TEX. JENNY'S STYLE SHOW KATHERINE BOYKIN, SABINAL, TEX. SHIRLEY WHITTIER, LEBANON, N.H. 6-17-45 NICE GOING--AND THANKS FOR RESCUING ME! WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SERGEANT? GARDNER WILLOWBROOK, BUT JUST CALL ME "TURKEY NECK!" THAT'S MY NICKNAME! IT USED TO BE WIFE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME." I'M NOT MARRIED--BUT I THINK I'D MAKE A GOOD HUSBAND! IS A NEW IT USED TO BE WIFE DOESN'T DERSTAND ME." I'M NOT MARRIED--BUT I THINK I'D MAKE A GOOD HUSBAND! A DANCE/ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? I DON'T KNOW--BUT IT'S NOT FOR A TAXI// THE SHOW HAVING NO ALTERNATIVE SINBAD JUMPS ABOARD AGAIN/ THE SEVENTH JOURNEY OF SINBAD the SAILOR from Arabian Nights AS SINBAD SLEEPS, A HUGE PYTHON SILENTLY COILS ITSELF AROUND HIMHIS BIG FRIEND, REACHES UP AND WITH A TERRIFIC FULL, BREAKS THE PYTHON HOLD SINBAD JUMPED CLEAR OF THE FALLING TREE AND STOOD TRANSFIXED, AT THE TERRIFIC DISPLAY OF POWER DISPLAYED BY HIS BIG FRIEND THE JUNGLE THINGS OUT, IS REPLACED BY SMALLER SHRUBS - SINBAD DRINKS FROM A COOL MOUNTAIN STREAM HAVING NO ALTERNATIVE SINBAD JUMPS ABOARD AGAIN THE STRANGE PAIR RESUME THEIR JOURNEY The Silent Killer AS SINBAD SLEEPS, A HUGE PYTHON SILENTLY COILS ITSELF AROUND HIMHIS BIG FRIEND REACHES UP AND WITH A TERRIFIC PULL, BREAKS THE PYTHONS HOLD SINBAD JUMPED CLEAR OF THE FALLING TREE AND STOOD TRANSFIXED, AT THE TERRIFIC DISPLAY OF POWER DISPLAYED BY HIS BIG FRIEND— CUT-OUT