anaheim-gazette 1945-05-31

LIFE'S LIKE TA by FRED NEHER. SURE, I'M TAKIN' A BATH... ANY SUGGESTIONS? KEEP ON THIS LOVE LETTER IVE WRITTEN TO BUD IS SO GOOD, ILL SEND A COPY TO JIM, BILL AND JOE TOD. "THIS AIN'T SO BAD...FIRST SUMMER IN YEARS THAT I'VE WALKED WITHOUT HAVING TO PUSH A LAWN-MOWER AHEAD OF ME!!" GET THOSE WET THINGS OFF AT ONCE...YOU'LL DRACH YOUR DEATH OF COLD! US MODERN S? US MODERN? I PLAY IT LIKE A CORNET AN BEFORE I KNOW IT...ITS ALL GONE HOW DID YOU MAKE OUT IN BRIDGE WITH THE GIRLS THIS AFTERNOON DEAD?* BE THAT I'M TAKIN A ANY QUESTIONS? DEG'LAR FELLERS WHAT'S TH' IDEA OF TH' FANCY NAME? FOR ONE PENNY YOU KIN BE A STOCKHOLDER. AN' SHORE IN TH' PROPITIES WITHOUT SOUNDS SWELL COUNT ME IN I'll collect M SQUEAKY 6345 FOR ONE PENNY YOU KIN BE A STOCKHOLDER AN SHARE IN TH' PROFITS WITHOUT WORKIN' — AN OF COURST A FREE DRINK! SOUNDS SWELL COUNT ME IN ILL COLLECT M PROFITS LATE WIFPY LEAHMAN CORPORATION INVOKED BY DANNY GAMBLE WOW! WHAT A FLOCK OF DOUGH MUS' BE COMIN' TO ME! I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY CUSTOMERS IN MY LIFE! WHY ZOOLIE! I JUST HAD LUNCH WHY ZOOOIE! WHAT ON EARTH IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? I JUST HAD LUNCH IN DUKIN'S DRUG STORE AND I'M AS SEASICK AS ANYTHING! SOME PUNKIN. OUT IN BRIDGE WITH AFTERNOON DEAD?* WHAT'S TH' IDEA OF TH' FANCY NAME? I'VE DECIDED TO BE A BIG BUSINESS MAN! I'M SELLIN' STOCK IN MY COMPANY! SOUNDS SWELL! COUNT ME IN! I DON'T OFTEN GET IN ON A SURE THING LIKE THIS! PRETTY SOFT RUN AN' WITHOUT FIRST SOUNDS SWELL! COUNT ME IN! ILL COLLECT MY PROFITS LATER! I DON'T OFTEN GET IN ON A SURE THING LIKE THIS! PRETTY SOFT I CALLS IT! OCK OF MIN'TO ME! MANY LIFE! CUSTOMERS MY NECK! THEY'RE ALL STOCKHOLDERS! ZOOLE ZOOLIE SEASICK? WHY THAT'S SILLY, ZOOLIE—HOW COULD ONE POSSIBLY GET SEASICK IN A DRUGSTORE? EASY ENOUGH, AGGIE! YOU JUST GO IN THERE AN' ORDER ONE OF THEIR SEAFOOD SALAD SAN'WICHES!