anaheim-gazette 1945-05-24

LIFE'S LIKE T by FRED NEHER. "THIS WONT GROW HAIR BUT IT WILL REMOVE THE SHINE!" YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP TONIGHT...SIS JUST FINISHED GIMM' POP AND ME A LECTURE ON HOW TO ACT US MODERNS I HOPE IT'S GONNA BE RED ...WE'VE NEVER US MODERNS SQUEAKY. "I HOPE IT'S GONNA BE RED ...WE'VE NEVER HAD A CARROT TOP IN OUR FAMILY." SOME PUNKINS. "The WAR NEWS WAS SO GOOD ... I CELEBRATED!" KE THAT DEG'LAR FELLERS HOW'S ABOUT COLLECTIN' ME A QUARTER OFF'N BUMP HUDSON? THAT'S RIGHT UP MY ALLEY DUGAK COLLECTION MURDER AGENCY GIMME. THAT QUARTER FOR PINHEAD COME ACROSS! NO I WON'T! NO WON STOP STREET P.D. WE HEARD THAT KEEPING THE HANDS BUSY IS THE BEST MEDICINE YOU CAN GET. GIMME THAT QUARTER FOR PINHEAD COME ACROSS! NO I WON'T! NO I WON'T! NO I WON'T! WELL--I FINALLY GOT IT BUT WHAT A FIGHT HE PUT UP--DID HE OWE IT TO YA LONG? SO YOU ARE GOING YES TO THAT SO YOU ARE GOING TO MOVE, ZOOLIE? YES, TO THAT BIG HOUSE OVER ON SCROOBY STREET WHERE ALL THE BUSSES RUN! - BU MAKE YOU W TO S THAT'S RIGHT UP MY ALLEY! DUGAN COLLECTOR CHUM AGENCY. FOR A NICKEL FEE I'LL GET YOU THAT DOUGH WAIT IN MY OFFICE! FOR TWENNY CENTS NET I'LL WAIT A WEEK IF I HAFTA! NO I WON'T! NO I WON'T! NO I WON'T! ALLY GOT IT A FIGHT HE HE OWE IT G? OH HE DIDN'T OWE ME ANYTHING-- I JEST WONDERED IF YA COULD GET TWO BITS OUTA HIM! ZOOLIE WELL, THE MAN WHO OWNS THE ZOOLIE THAT GE OVER ON Y STREET ALL THE RUN! -BUT THOSE BUSSES MAKE SO MUCH NOISE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT! WELL, THE MAN WHO OWNS THE HOUSE TOLD US WE'D GET USED TO IT AFTER 'THE FIRST FEW NIGHTS SO WE'RE GOIN' TO SPEND THE FIRST FEW NIGHTS AT GRANDPA'S!