anaheim-gazette 1945-05-17

LIFE'S LIKE THAT BY FRED NEHER HARRY IS SO CURIOUS...WHEN I LISTEN TO THE NEIGHBORS HE ALWAYS WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THEY SAY! 5-20-45 RECOMMENDED FOR CONSPICuous BRAVING THE KID WHO ACTUALLY STAYED OFF FRESH CEMENT. KEEP OFF FRESH CEMENT. NO MODERNS. IT'S ONE OF MY DAD'S.... HE'S AFRAID ILL CATCH A US MODERNS. IT'S ONE OF MY DAD'S.... HE'S AFRAID ILL CATCH A COLD IN MY HEAD. - MORE DISHES, NORA? - NO, MA'AM...LESS. E THAT DON'T ACT SO INNOCENT ABOUT WOMEN, POP... YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT I NEED MORE MONEY FOR!!! TEGULAR FELLERS KOOKIES HERE YOU ARE! GET YOUR COOKIES! ONE AN TWO CENTS APiece, HERE YOU ARE! GET YOUR COOKIES! ONE AN'TWO CENTS APJCE, RIGHT OUTA THE COOKIE JAR! HE SAID MY VERY PRESENCE CHEERED HIM AND I TOLD HIM HIS PRESENTS CHEERED ME, TOO! IT'S A FAKE! I CAN'T TELL TH' DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'EM!' UP AT THE NORTH POLE UP AT THE NORTH POLE THE DAYS ARE SIX MONTHS LONG AND SO ARE THE NIGHTS! IMA ZOOOIE, IN SCHOOL SIX MON I'll make this jar ONE-CENT and this one TWO CENTS! KOOKIES GIMME A ONE-CENT ONE ANNA TWO-CENT ARE! OOKIES! ITS APPECE THE AR! GIMME A ONE-CENT ONE ANNA TWO-CENT ONE! THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT IT! I DIDN'T FIND A MOUSE IN TH' TWO-CENT JAR! ZOOLIE IMAGINE, I 5'POSE YOU'D GET ZOOLIE IMAGINE, ZOOLIE, ONE DAY IN SCHOOL WOULD BE SIX MONTHS LONG! I S'POSE YOU'D GET TO SCHOOL AT HA PAST APRIL AND GET OUT-AT QUARTER TO OCTOBER!