anaheim-gazette 1945-05-03

LIFE'S LIKE T by FRED NEHER 'NEVER MINQ, BILL!' DUNCE SQUEAKY 5-6-45 RECOMMENDED FOR CONSPICuous Bravery THE GUY WHO SNEAKED OUT OF THE HOUSE WHEN HIS WIFE WAS HOUSE CLEANING THANK TO BICOLE NEW HAVEN COUNTRY US MODERN'S SHE JUST ARRIVED ...I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO US MODERNS SHE JUST ARRIVED...I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO KIDS HER AGE! SOME PUNKINS. 8-6-45 MICHAEL MORGAN KE THAT SQUEAKY 4 X 2 = 8 6 3 5 / 1 2 NEGAR FELLERS SURE, MRS. DAVIS, I'LL TAKE DINKY FOR A WALK! BOY, WILL THE FAMILY HAVE AN ARGUMENT NOW WHO I TAKE AFTER! HERE'S FIVE DOLLARS... COVER MY YARD, PLEASE. BLACK DIRT $5.00 PER YARD PET SHOP DOG HOTEL CLIPPING SPECIALISTS $175 PER YARD PUNKINS? MY UNCLE JERRY WALKS IN HIS SLEEP EVERY NIGHT! WELL ANYBODY'S LIABLE TO WALK IN THEIR SLEEP AN' YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE DOING IT EITHER! SURE, MRS. DAVIS, I'LL TAKE DINKY FOR A WALK! AND WHILE YOU'RE ABOUT IT, HERE'S FIFTY CENTS-- HAVE HIM CLIPPED AND YOU MAY KEEP THE CHANGE! T SHOP DOG EXPERT CLIPPING $1.59 TONY the BARBER HAIR CUT WITH HAIR TONIC 20¢ OKAY TONY! HAIRCUT FOR MY DOG AN' ILL TAKE TH' HAIR TONIC! ZOOLIE ELL JUST LOOK AT THAT ZOOLIE JUST LOOK AT THAT RAIN COMING DOWN! I WOULDN'T WANT TO WALK IN MY SLEEP TONIGHT! I'M NOT GOIN' TO TAKE ANY CHANCES!