anaheim-gazette 1945-05-03

OUR MAIN JOB IS TO FLY PLANES ... THE ENTERTAINMENT IDEA IS SECONDARY! BY GLENN CHAFFIN AND MARC SWAYZE THE NUMBER ONE CREW OF THE BIRD GIRL PERRYING COMMAND; WANDA BLACKDART, CO-PILOT; CANDY BURNS, ENGINEER; WELCOME SCOTT, RADIO-NAVIGATOR; JENNY DARE, PILOT. I CAN PLAY CHOP-STICKS WITH MY HEELS--NOT VERY PRETTY, BUT LOUD! NATURE SAVE YOU ALL THE TALENT YOU NEED IN THOSE SOULFUL WE CAN ALL SING A LITTLE, DANCE A LITTLE AND WANDA CAN MAKE A PIANO TALK! GIVE OUT WITH A LITTLE BOOGIE, WANDA! CHOP-STICKS WITH MY HEELS--NOT VERY PRETTY, BUT LOUD! NATURE BAVE YOU ALL THE TALENT YOU NEED IN THOSE SOULFUL BIG BROWN EYES, DARLING! WELL, I COULD OFFER MINE AS A SUBSTITUTE WHILE YOU'RE PLAYING... YOU'RE TELLING ME----KNOW THIS ONE, WELCOME? M-HMM-- GOODNIGHT, SOLDIER-- HEY, KIDS, I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING--IF WE HIT THE U.S.O. CIRCUIT, HOW ABOUT GUILD CARDS-- DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT! WE'RE STRICTLY AMATEUR! HOLD THAT NOISE---I MEAN MUSIC---A MINUTE! P.R. RING! JENNY'S STYLE SHOW PATRICIA RUFF, WINSTON-SALEM. N.C. JENNY'S STYLE SHOW PATRICIA RUFF, WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. GAIL MEDONALD. BELMONT, MASS. (Released by The Dell Syndicate, Inc.) OB IS TO FLY ENTERTAINMENT SECONDARY! JUST THE SAME, I'D FEEL BETTER IF I SANG MORE LIKE JEANETTE MACDONALD AND LESS LIKE THE "SQUEAKING DOOR" YING COMMAND! ENGINEER; WELCOME WE CAN ALL SING A LITTLE, DANCE A LITTLE AND WANDA CAN MAKE PIANO TALK! GIVE OUT WITH A LITTLE BOOGIE, WANDA! HOW AM I GOING TO PLAY WITH ALL THOSE JOES WANTING TO HOLD MY HANDS? SMALL CHA URP!!-MY!!-THAT WAS A MIGHTY TASTY HAM SANDWICH. HOW MUCH? TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS! ONLY YESTERDAY I GOT A HAM SANDWICH HERE THEM WAS TH' GO OLD DAYS!!-TH' WA WE CAN ALL SING A LITTLE, DANCE A LITTLE AND WANDA CAN MAKE PIANO TALK! GIVE OUT WITH A LITTLE BOOGIE, WANDA! HOW AM I GOING TO PLAY WITH ALL THOSE JOES WANTING TO HOLD MY HANDS? ONLY YESTERDAY I GOT A HAM SANDWICH HERE FOR MERELY NINE THOUSAND DOLLARS!! THEM AWAS TH' GO OLD DAYS!!-TH' WO'TH' DOLLAR DEPR EVEN MORE OVERN FORK-OVER TH' TEN GRAND, BUB!! DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT! WE'RE STRICTLY AMATEUR! HOLD THAT NOISE--- I MEAN MUSIC---A MINUTE! THIS IS YOUR ALERT, JENNY! GET YOUR CREWS READY, STAND BY. FOR-TAKE-OFF WITHIN THE NEXT TWELVE HOURS---- OKIE DOKE--ER, ROGER, SIR! OUT, YOU GO-BAG AND BAGGAGE — UNLESS YOU PAY THE FULL MONTH'S RENT— $500,000.oo!! BUT-(50B%)-I'LL A PAUPER!!-ALL I CAN AFFORD THE SAME RENT I PAID LAST MON—$150,000. YLE SHOW MATRICIA RUFF, INSTON-SALEM, N.C. HOW DO IT HAPPEN, OLD-TIMER? WHEN THERE'S A LOTTA MONEY AROUND-AND FEW THINGS BUY! PRICES GO UP-AND PRETTY SOON A DOLLAR DOES BUY MUCH—THEN A HUNDREDOESN'T—THEN A THOUSANDAFTER A WHILE—MONEY IS WORTH ANYTHING!!! L CHANGE ...HE'S MERELY KNEE-HIGH! TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! THAT'S TOO MUCH!! HE HAIN'T KIDDIN'!! THEM WAS TH' GOOD OLD DAYS!!-TH' VALUE THERE YOU ARE, SONNY!!-A NICE BUT ALL MY MUMMY I'll PAY THE EXTRA THREE THEM WAS TH' GOOD OLD DAYS!!!-TH' VALUE O' TH' DOLLAR DEPRECIATED EVEN MORE OVER NIGHT!- FORK-OVER TH' TEN GRAND, BUB!! THERE YOU ARE, SONNY!!-A NICE STRAWBERRY LOLLIPOP. FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS, PLEASE. BUT ALL MY MUMMY GAVE ME WAS TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS!! I'll pay the extra three thousand!!!HIS FATHER IS A POOR MAN. ALL HE EARNS IS FIFTY THOUSAND A WEEK. AH CAIN'T BELIEVE MAH OWN EYES! BUT-($50B+)-I'M A PAUPER!!-ALL I CAN AFFORD IS THE SAME RENT I PAID LAST MONTH- -$150,000.oo!! MY!!-AH IS GLAD IT WERE ALL MERELY A DREAM!!-$10,000.oo! FO' A HAM'SANGWIDGE!! $500,000.oo A MONTH FO' RENT!!-CHUCKLE!! IT COULDN'T REALLY HAPPEN!!! IT SURE COULD, SMALL CHANGE!!-I've SEEN. IT HAPPEN--IN GREAT, FINANCIALLY SOUND NATIONS-AFTER THE LAST WAR. IT'S HAPPENING IN SOME COUNTRIES NOW!!! IT'S INFLATION!!! THERE'S A LOTTA MONEY O-AND FEW THINGS TO PRICES GO UP-AND UP!! SOON A DOLLAR DOESN'T HOW KIN WE STOP BY SAVING ALL WE CAN--UNTIL THE WAR'S OVER AND THERE IS ENOUGH GOODS TO BUY!!-AND THE THERE'S A LOTTA MONEY GO-AND FEW THINGS TO PRICES GO UP-AND UP!! YOU SOON A DOLLAR DOESN'T MUCH—THEN A HUNDRED T—THEN A THOUSAND. AWHILE—MONEY ISN'T TH ANYTHING!!! HOW KIN WE STOP IT? BY SAVING ALL WE CAN—UNTIL THE WAR'S OVER AND THERE IS ENOUGH GOODS TO BUY!!-AND THE BEST WAY TO SAVE IS BY BUYING WAR BONDS!!-NOW!!-THAT WAY—YOU HELP WIN THE WARAND STABILIZE THE PEACE!!!