anaheim-gazette 1945-04-12

LIFE'S LIKE T by FRED NEHER SQUEAKY. MY SOLDIER BOY FRIEND DID STAY A LITTLE LAST NIGHT, DAD...BUT AFTER ALL HE HADN'T SEEN A MILKMAN IN AGES. "CERTAINLY I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, DEAR...ESPECIALLY WHEN I THINK OF WHAT IT'S GOING TO COST YOU TO SQUARE. THIS WITH ME!!" DEPOSIT REFUSE HERE "CAN'T YOU GUYS READ?!!!" US MODERNS GUYS READ?! US MODERNS. REMEMBER... I'M OLDER THAN YOU ARE. THE FIRST NEWSPAPER IN NIGHT MONTAG...AR SOMEBODY TORNE OUT THE FUNNIES. E THAT DIAMONDS ENGAGEMENT RINGS NEG'LAR FELLERS WELL, WHAT LUCK DID YOU HAVE? DID YOU SIGN UP HOME-RUN SULLIVAN? IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE REAL... DIER BOY: FRIEND AY A LITTLE LATE LAST DAD...BUT AFTER ALL N'T SEEN A MILKMAN S. --AN'I COULDN'T SEE HIS TERMS EITHER! OH, THAT WASN'T IT! TH' DIME WAS OKAY-- Z00 LOOK IT ALL THE LITTLE ANTS! THEY LOOK LIKE ELEPHANTS THROUGH THIS GLASS! AND THEY'RE ALL BUSY, TOO! YOU NEVER SEE AN ANT THAT ISN'T BUSY! HERE'S ON RIGHT HERE ISN'T BUSY! HE RUNNIN' ARC WELL, WHAT LUCK DID YOU HAVE? DID YOU SIGN UP HOME-RUN SULLIVAN? HE COULDN'T SEE OUR TERMS-- SO HE COULDN'T SEE OUR TERMS, EH? AN' I ULDN'T E HIS ERMS ITHER! Y MEAN T'SAY A DIME A WEEK LEFT HIM COLD? HE WANTED US T'PAY FOR ALL TH' WINDOWS HE BUSTED! ZOOLIE ZOOLIE HERE'S ONE RIGHT HERE THAT ISN'T BUSY! HE'S JUST RUNNIN' AROUND! I KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING! HE'S RUNNIN' AROUND LOOKIN' FOR A JOB!