anaheim-gazette 1945-04-05

LIFE'S LIKE TH BY FRED NEHER "WHAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT IS WHY THING THAT TASTES AS GOOD AS CAN MAKE ME FEEL SO SICK LA HE PEEBLY ATTEMPTED TO KISS ME AND MOTHER TOLD ME I SHOULD ALWAYS HELP THE FEEBLE." ARE YOU THE GENTLEMAN WHO COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS STEAK BEING SO TOUGH HE COULDN'T CUT IT?" HURRY UP AND PLANT THOSE CUCUMBERS, ONIONS AND LETTUCE, DEAR...I WANT...TO MAKE A NICE SALAD FOR OUR COMPANY. TOMORROW." THE LEAST THEY COULD DO IS CHANGE THE SHAPE OF THE BOTTLE." ONIONS AND LETTUCE, DEAR...I WANT...TO MAKE A NICE SALAD FOR OUR COMPANY. TOMORROW. THE LEAST THEY COULD DO IS CHANGE THE SHAPE OF THE BOTTLE TO KEEP THE MEALS FROM GETTING SO MONOTONOUS. MARY JILLIEN THE GARDENER THE GARDNER E THAT SQUEAK REG'LAR FELLERS I'M GONNA TELL GRANDPA ABOUT THAT SALE! HE USES GLASSES! AN' MOM USES GLASSES! I CAN'T FIGURE OUT IS WHY ANYTHAT TASTES AS GOOD AS THIS AKE ME FEEL SO SICK LATER ON. FEEBLY ATTEMPTED TO ME AND MOTHER TOLD I SHOULD ALWAYS HELP FEEBLE.* AN' MOM USES GLASSES TOO! I'LL EVEN TELL HER! I USE GLASSES TOO! A EXTER SPECIAL KIND! SOME PUNKIN'S OH! OH! I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHIN'-- I'LL HAVE TO HURRY HOME! AN' ILL TELL MY POP TOO! HE USES GLASSES TO READ WITH! AN' MOM BETCHA AN' MOM SES GLASSES TOO! I'LL EVEN TELL HER! BETCHA GLAD YOU DON'T HAFTA USE 'EM! TH' KIND WITH ICE-CREAM SODA IN 'EM! ZOOLIE ZOOLIE OH! THOUGHT ETHIN'-- E TO HOME! YESSIR!--THIS SHOWER REMINDED ME OF IT!