anaheim-gazette 1945-03-15

LIFE'S LIKE TH BY FRED NEHER "YOU GOT MR DONOHUE THIS NOON...NOW, IT'S MY TURN TO DRILL HIM!!" "YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MY NEW HAT." SQUEAKY. (Based on Dennis and More Pictures) 3-10-45 "I'M SORRY, BUT PENNIES ARE ALL I HAVE FOR A TIP." US MODERNS. YOU WASTE MORE ENERGY ON THIS STUFF. US MODERNS YOU WASTE MORE ENERGY ON THIS STUFF THAN YOU GET FROM IT! INSURANCE COMPANY QUICK! CHANGE MY POLICY TO TOTAL DISABILITY... KE THAT YOU NEVER D ANYTHING OUT MY W HAT. REG'LAR FELLERS OH DEAR! THE PIPE THE SINK IS STUFFED UP AGAIN AND IT'S SU AN EXPENSE TO CALL A PLUMBER HOW'LL YOU FIX IT? YOU HOW'LL YOU FIX IT? YOU HAVEN'T ANY TOOLS! I'VE GOT 'EM, MOM! WE'LL HAVE THAT SINK FIXED IN TWO SECONDS! OH MERCY! I DON'T "OH MERCY I DON'T NEED A FIVE-YEAR DIARY... HE'S ONLY GETTING A TEN-DAY FURLOUGH." QUICK! CHANGE MY POLICY TO ITAL DISABILITY..." OH DEAR! THE PIPE IN THE SINK IS STUFFED UP AGAIN AND IT'S SUCH AN EXPENSE TO CALL A PLUMBER! I'LL FIX IT, MOM! THAT JOB IS EASY! HOW'LL YOU FIX IT? YOU I KNOW, BUT POP HOW'LL YOU FIX IT? YOU HAVEN'T ANY TOOLS! I KNOW, BUT POP HAS! I'LL SHOW YA! I'VE GOT 'EM, MOM! WE'LL HAVE THAT NK FIXED IN WO SECONDS! THE OLD CHIMNEY SWEET PIPE CLEANERS GUARANTEED TO PUT A HIGH POLISH ON THE INSIDE OF ANY PIPE ZOOLIE ZOOLIE OLEE -- PLEASE HIS TRAY IRS? YOU DIDN'T BREAK THAT BEAUTIFUL BREAKFAST SET, ZOOLIE? HOW MUCH DO YOU WANNA BET?