anaheim-gazette 1945-03-08

LIFE'S LIKE THAT by FRED NEHER. PLAZA BARBER SHOP "PUPPY LOVE NUTHIN' POP...IT'S THE REAL THING...IT'S RUNNING INTO REAL DOUGH." "I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND A SINGE TODAY, SIR...OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER IS OUT OF ORDER" "WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT READING AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE?" WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT READING AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE" US MODERNS. E THAT LOVE NUTHIN' S THE REAL ...IT'S RUNNING REAL DOUGH REG'LAR FELLERS FIVE MINUTES TO NINE AND HE HASN'T EVEN STARTED! NOPE, SQUEAKY SOME PUNKINS? CERTAINLY I LET JIMMY STEAL A FEW KISSES... IT'D BE SILLY TO SEND HIM COOKIES, NOPE, NO MORE, MOM! I'M THROUGH! INSPIRED COMICS WELL, I'M GONNA SAVE HIM MONEY-- IF I DON'T GO TO SCHOOL, HE WON'T HAFTA PAY NO MORE SCHOOL TAXES, SO- IS THAT ? CERTAINLY I LET JIMMY STEAL A FEW KISSES... IT'D BE SILLY TO SEND HIM COOKIES, KNIT HIM SWEATERS AND WRITE HIM LETTERS TO BUILD UP HIS MORALE - THEN TEAR IT DOWN WHEN HE GETS A FURLOUGH. "NOW DO YOU AGREE THAT IT WASN'T A MIRAGE!!" I CAN'T FIND ANY EGGS! NONE OF THE HENS ARE LAYING! FIVE MINUTES TO NINE AND HE HASN'T EVEN STARTED! MY WORD! AREN'T YOU GOING TO SCHOOL? YOU HEARD POPPA SAY LAST NIGHT THAT HE HADDA PAY YES INDEED YOU HEARD POPPA SAY LAST NIGHT THAT HE HADDA PAY TAXES SO I COULD GO TO SCHOOL YES INDEED BUT-- I WONDER, WHY IT IS THAT A GENIUS IS NEVER APPRECIATED IN HIS OWN HOME! ZOOLIE I LOOKED ALL OVER THE ZOOLIE EGGS! HENS! GRAN'PA WON'T B'LEEVE ME! I LOOKED ALL OVER THE, BARN GRAN'PA, AN'I COULDN'T FIND ANY EGGS! I'LL BET THE HENS ARE ON-A STAND-UP STRIKB!