anaheim-gazette 1945-03-01

LIFE'S LIKE TH BY FRED NEHER "DIDN'T YOU KNOW, DEAR...THERE ARE NO POCKETS IN A SAILOR'S PANTS." PUBLIC SCHOOL NO.3 "IVE DECIDED TO PUT UP WITH TEACHER...AFTER ALL WE GOTTA MAKE SOME SACRIFICES." SQUEAKY. US MODERN 5. SQUEAKY. US MODERN 5. "HE JUST FOUND OUT HE'S OF ENGLISH DESCENT." SOME PUNKINS. "GUESS WHAT HAPPENED, DEAR?" E THAT REG'LAR FELLERS I'M PRETTY NEAR FROZEN! WHADDAYA SAY IF WE CALL TH' MEETIN' OFF! THOSE KIDS HAVE BEEN IN "I SHOULDA BOUGHT THAT STOCK INSTEAD OF STEALING IT...IT'S GONE UP THIRTY POINTS!" "I WOULDN'T MARRY A MAN FOR HIS MONEY, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I WOULDN'T LET HIM BECOME AN OLD BACHELOR BECAUSE HE HAD MONEY." THOSE KIDS HAVE BEEN IN HERE, AN HOUR, - IT'S TIME I FOUND OUT WHAT GOES ON HERE! WE'RE NOT GOING TO TH' MOVIE, GEN'RUL, WE'RE HOLDIN' OUR CLUB MEETIN' IN HERE 'CAUSE IT'S WARM! IS THIS THE TOOTH? THIS ONE! THIS? NOPE NOPE NOPE IS IT THIS? I'M PRETTY NEAR FROZEN! BRRR-R. NOW SHOWING THOSE KIDS HAVE BEEN IN YOU KIDS HAVE BEEN HANGING THOSE KIDS HAVE BEEN IN HERE AN HOUR, -IT'S TIME I FOUND OUT WHAT GOES ON HERE! NOW! YOU KIDS HAVE BEEN HANGING AROUND HERE. LONG ENOUGH--GIMME YOUR TICKETS AND THEN GO IN AND SEE THE SHOW! WE'RE NOT GOING TO TH' MOVIE, GEN'RUL, WE'RE HOLDIN' OUR CLUB MEETIN' IN HERE Cause it's WARM! LOUNGE FOR PATrons ONLY ZOOLIE ZOOLIE WELL, IVE TRIED THEM ALL, ZOOLIE -- AND NONE OF THEM SEEMS TO BE TROUBLING YOU! YOU CAN'T FIND OUT HITTIN' EM WITH THAT LITTLE IRON THING! WHY DONT YOU TEST 'EM WITH A PIECE OF MOLASSES TAFFY?