anaheim-gazette 1945-02-22

WIFE'S LIKE THAT by FRED NEHER. "MOTHER IS REALLY VERY FOND OF YOU, DEAR...SHE'S ALWAYS MAKING REMARKS ABOUT WHAT SHE'D DO IF YOU WERE HER HUSBAND." 2-25-45 (Released by Compilated News Posters) "NO WONDER SHE WORSHIPS THE GROUND HE WALKS ON...HE OWNS HALF THE TOWN" "SAYS YOU!! THIS IS AS MUCH MY FLOOR AS YOUR CEILING!!!" PAD NEHER 2-25-45 US MODERNS. US MODERNS. HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE MAROONED IN A CRIB WITH HER? SOME PUNKINS. AN WHEN YOU GET THROUGH WITH THAT YOU CAN VACUUM UPSTAIRS.... DON'T. YOU WANT TO CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING TO THE WAR EFFORT." E THAT SQUEAKY. REG'LAR FELLERS I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' ALL OVER FOR PUD! WHERE IS HE? IT'S A GREAT SECRET AN' HE WON'T LET ANYBODY KNOW. ABOUT IT 'TIL HE GETS IT PATENTED! 'SHOVEL YOUR WALK, MISTER?' NDER SHE PS THE ND HE WALKS HE OWNS THE TOWN VENE TAKE IT'S A GREAT SECRET AN' HE WON'T LET ANYBODY KNOW ABOUT IT 'TIL HE GETS IT PATENTED! WELL GETTA LIL' PEEK AT IT! WHAT'S THAT G BIG BUREAU THERE THAT MR. BACKDROP, JR. PUNKINS. WHAT'S THAT G BIG BUREAU THERE THAT FULL OF CHICK GRANDPA? I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' ALL OVER FOR PUD! WHERE IS HE? PUD'S IN TH' GARAGE WORKIN' ON A NEW INVENTION BUT HE WON'T LET ME HELP HIM! HE EVEN LOCKED TH' DOOR! AN' IF ITS A SUCCESS, HE'S GONNA INVENT A WHOLE LOT OF SECRET THINGS IN TH' GARAGE WITH TH' DOOR LOCKED! SECRET ANYBODY AN' IF IT'S A SUCCESS, HE'S GONNA INVENT A WHOLE LOT OF SECRET THINGS IN TH' GARAGE WITH TH' DOOR LOCKED! WELL GETTA LIL' PEEK AT IT! ZOOLIE WHAT'S THAT GREAT BIG BUREAU IN THERE THAT'S THAT'S AN INCUBATOR, ZOOLIE! THOSE CHICKS GOSH! I'M GLAD I HAVEN'T GOT A MOM LIKE THAT! I'D NEVER ZOOLIE WHAT'S THAT GREAT BIG BUREAU IN THERE THAT'S FULL OF CHICKENS, GRANDPA? THAT'S AN INCUBATOR, ZOOLIE! THOSE CHICKS HAVEN'T ANY MOM, SO THE INCUBATOR HAS TO BE A REGULAR MOTHER TO THEM! GOSH! I'M GLAD I HAVEN'T GOT A MOM LIKE THAT! I'D NEVER KNOW WHAT KIND OF A PRESENT TO GET IT FOR MOTHER'S DAY! 2-25-45