anaheim-gazette 1945-02-15

LIFE'S LIKE THIS BY FRED NEHER WHEN THE WIND BLOWS YOU KNOW WHICH WAY TO GRAB FOR IT. IF YOU AND SIS PLAY ANY GAMES THAT'LL NEED A THIRD PARTY... JUST HOLLER! LISTEN, DEAR... IT'S MY OWN BUSINESS HOW I LOOK IN YOUR TROUSERS! US MODERNS 2-18-45 US MODERNS HE THINKS HES A CREDITOR* WHILE YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE CLEAN OFF YOUR TABLE YOU MISS SOMETHING TO LOOK AT. CUT ME A TOOTH E THAT REG1AR FELLERS OUR POST-WAR CLUB HOUSE IS GONNA BE BUILT ENTIRELY OF GLASS! BUNK! THE WIND YOU KNOW WAY TO FOR IT. ALSO TH' NEW CLUB WON'T HAVE ANY ROOF, TO ALLOW FOR BETTER VENTILATION AND AIR-COOLIN' NEW R.F. KLUB HOUSE FELLER MEMBERS, WE'VE HEARD TH' REPORT OF OUR POST-WAR PLANNIN' COMMITTEE OF ONE, LET'S VOTE WHAT TO DO WITH IT! AYE! AYE! YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE WAITRESS TO OFF YOUR TABLE YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE THING TO LOOK AT. OUT ME A TOOTH PICK, WILL VA, MAC. THAT'S A LOVELY WATCH YOU HAVE THERE, ZOOLIE! HOW MUCH DID IT COST? TEN DOLLARS! WHY DON'T YOU TRUTH ONCE IN KNOW IT ONLY C OUR POST-WAR CLUB HOUSE IS GONNA BE BUILT ENTIRELY OF GLASS! SO EVERYBODY OUTSIDE KIN SEE WHAT GOES ON? PHOOEY! WE WONT BE ALLOWED TO THROW STONES EITHER! CLUB ROOF, BETTER AND SUPPOSE IT RAINS! -OR SOMEBODY THROWS STONES AT OUR MEETIN'S? AYE! AYE! AYE! REGULAR FELLERZ KLUB R.F.KLUB OFFICIAL RUBBISH BARRIAL ZOOLIE ZOOLIE WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE TRUTH ONCE IN A WHILE! YOU KNOW IT ONLY COST A DOLLAR! SURE! ONE DOLLAR FOR THE WATCH AND NINE DOLLARS FOR TWENNY-EIGHT NEW CRYSTALS!