anaheim-gazette 1945-02-01

LIFE'S LIKE T by FRED NEHER. IT'S THE SECRETARY OF THE NAVY...HE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'LL HAVE TIME TOMORROW TO CHRISTEN FOUR DESTROYERS AND TWO BATTLESHIPS! NEED A GOOD GHOST-WRITER BUD?" SQUEAKY. I HEARD THE DOCTOR TELL MOM CHILDREN SHOULD BE RAISED ON COMMON SENSE...BUT HE DIDN'T TELL HER WHERE SHE COULD GET IT." 2-4-45 IF SHE CRES LIKE THAT WITH HER TEETH COMING IN WAIT TIL THEY START COMING OUT! WOW! YEOW IF SHE CRES LIKE THAT WITH HER TEETH COMING IN WAIT TIL THEY START COMING OUT! US MODERN'S. GROCERIE PLENTY OF BUTTER AFTER THE WAR KE THAT THE SECRETARY HE NAVY...HE ITS TO KNOW WILL HAVE TIME ORROW TO STEN FOUR ROYERS AND BATTLESHIPS! DEGULAR FELLERS I READ A STORY ABOUT AN ESKIMO WHO RODE TWENNY TWO HUNNERT MILES WITH HIS SLED TEAM PINHEAD DUFFY IS IN THE MARKET FOR A PINHEAD DUFFY IS IN TH' MARKET FOR A DOG SLED, AN' WHEN I GET THROUGH, THIS WILL BE IT! WANT'S A MAN HAS MADE HIS K IN THE LD...ESPECIALLY DOLLAR K." MUSH! OATMEAL! CORN FLAKES! COME ON YOU MUTTS--GET GOIN'!! I WISH I WAS RICH AND SOME PUMPKINS I WISH I WAS RICH AND HAD A NICKEL! IN FACT, I WISH I WAS VERY,VERY RICH AND HAD A DIME! HE JUST DOES THAT TO GET YOU IN HIS STORE. I READ A STORY ABOUT AN ESKIMO WHO RODE TWENNYTWO HUNNERT MILES WITH HIS SLED TEAM! I WISH I KNEW WHERE I COULD BUY A ESKIMO SLED FOR A HALF'A' DOLLAR! I GOT MY QWN TEAM OF DOGS WITH ME! THERE YARE MISTER DUFFY, A SLED ANY ESKIMO WOULD Y IS FOR A EN I GET BE IT! THERE Y'ARE MISTER DUFFY, A SLED ANY ESKIMO WOULD BE LUCKY, T'OWN AN YOU AIN'T NO ESKIMO. SWELL! - OR ARE YOU? COME ON YOU MUTTS--GET GOIN'! ZOOLIE ZOOLIE BUT RICHES DON'T MAKE HAPPINESS, ZOOLIE! YEAH, I KNOW, BUT IT CERTAINY HELPS YOU ENJOY YOUR MISERY AWRIGHT! SUPER ICE CREAM