anaheim-gazette 1945-01-11

LIFE'S LIKE by FRED NEHER. IF YOU DID HAVE ONE OF THESE IT'D CAUSE YOU NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, CHIEF...WITH THE NUMBER OF WIVES YOU HAVE WHO WOULD WANT TO DRIVE IT?!! GOOFY HAT SHOPPE OF COURSE I LIKED IT, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT...NEVER FAILS WHEN I BUY A NEW HAT...AFTERWARDS I SEE ONE DOWN THE STREET I LIKE BETTER SQUEAKY. 1-14-45 AW, COME ON...AFTER ALL YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE. DECORATING or SERVICE INC. ESTIMATES CHEERFULLY GIVEN HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO SPEND? KE THAT ITAP RAP DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION REGULAR FELLERS I CAN'T UNNASTA IT SINCE BOMBO G OUTA TH' ARMY, H WONT EAT A THING! COME ON, BOMBO, CHEW IT UP BEFORE US MODERNS DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION.... SAILORS DO THAT TO ALL THE GIRLS!" MOTHER...I HAD TO BE NICE TO I WASN'T GOING TO HAVE HIM THINGS ABOUT ME LIKE HE ABOUT HIS SERGEANT. COME ON, BOMBO, CHEW IT UP BEFORE I EAT IT MYSELF! COME ON! ARMY BUGLE CALLS MESS CALL ASSEMBLY LET'S PLAY THAT GAME. LET'S PLAY THAT GAME, WITH YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR EARS LIKE THIS AND YOU HAVE TO GUESS WHAT THE OTHER GIRLS ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU! YOU'RE IT! SOME PUNKINS 1-14-45 FRED NEHEAR I CAN'T UNNASTAN' IT, SINCE BOMBO GOT OUTA TH' ARMY, HE WONT EAT A THING! IDEA JEST KEEP COAXIN' HIM -- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! IT'S NO USE, JIMMIE! I COAXED 'IM AN' MAYBE YOU DIDN'T ON, BOMBO, IT UP ORE I T IT SELF! COME ON! IT'S NO USE, JIMMIE! I COAXED 'IM AN' COAXED 'IM BUT HE JUST WONT EAT! MAYBE YOU DIDN'T COAX 'IM TH RIGHT WAY! ARMY BUGLE CALLS MESS CALL ASSEMBLY Y'GOTTA EASE THESE OLE SOLDIERS INTO CIVILIAN LIFE GRADUALLY! GOSH — HE SURE WAS WELL TRAINED! ZOOLIE ZOOLIE AME, YOUR EARS WE TO GUESS ARE SAYING E IT! SHE'S FAKING! SHE CAN HEAR EVERY WORD WE'RE SAYING! SP-SS-SS-SP-SS-SF-1 I CANNOT! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR ONE WORD YOU'RE SAYING!