anaheim-gazette 1945-01-04

LIFE'S LIKE TH by FRED NEHER MY HUSBAND IS TAKING ME INTO TOWN TODAY TO BUY ME A NEW WINTER BLANKET. DOGS BOARDED BY DAY OR WEEK HAVE YOU A RESERVATION? SERIOUSLY NOW, POP...DO YOU THINK PUTTIN' ME IN THE CLOSET IS GONNA MAKE A BETTER MAN OUTA ME?" SQUEAKY. SERIOUSLY NOW, POP...DO YOU THINK PUTTIN ME IN THE CLOSET IS GONNA MAKE A BETTER MAN OUTA ME?" CAFE THIS PLACE IS UNFAIR NO UNION IS GOING TO TELL MY HUSBAND HOW TO RUN HIS BUSINESS. E THAT STAINED GLASS... MY FATHER'S A MINISTER. REGULAR FELLERS AM I PROUD TO KNOW MY BOY JIMMY IS THE FIRST BOY IN THE CITY TO APPEAR ON TELEVISION BROADCAST SHUCKS, MOM! HAW! HAW! HAW! LOOK AT 'TH' SISSY WITH 'TH' FLOWERS! WHERE ARE "STAINED GLASS.... MY FATHER'S A MINISTER." HAW! HAW! HAW! LOOK AT TH' SISSY WITH TH' FLOWERS! WHERE ARE Y' GOIN' WITH THEM? YOU'RE TAKIN' MY GIRL, OH YEAH? THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! PUT UP YOUR HANDS AN' WE'LL SEE WHO'S TAKING WHOSE GIRL WHERE! IT'S GOING TO BE DIFFICULT AFTER THE WAR GETTING USED TO SITTING ON YOUR BOSS'S THIS IS THE ELECTRIC AGE ALL RIGHT! LOOK AT THOSE STOVES AND THE TI WHEN IT TO BUILD IT'S GOING TO BE DIFFICULT AFTER THE WAR GETTING USED TO SITTING ON YOUR BOSS'S LAP AGAIN IN A STUFFY OLD OFFICE. THIS IS THE ELECTRIC AGE ALL RIGHT! LOOK AT THOSE STOVES AND TOASTERS AND LAMPS AND CIGAR LIGHTERS! CAFE THIS PLACE IS UNFAIR AM I PROUD TO KNOW MY BOY JIMMIE IS THE FIRST BOY IN THIS CITY TO APPEAR ON A TELEVISION BROADCAST! YOU LOOK WONDERFUL-- NOW REMEMBER WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO! OKAY, MOM, G'BYE! I'M TAKIN' AGGIE TO TH' TELEVISION BROADCAST AT CURLEY'S HOUSE. HIS FOLKS HAVE A RECEIVIN' SET! HAW! HAW! TH' SISSY TH' VERS! ZE ARE N' WITH EM? I'M TAKIN' AGGIE TO TH' TELEVISION BROADCAST AT CURLEY'S HOUSE. HIS FOLKS HAVE A RECEIVIN' SET! GIRL, OH YEAH? THINK! PUT UP WE'LL SEE WHO'S WHOSE GIRL HERE! WE ARE SORRY TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE DEMONSTRATION OF MUMBLEY PEG BY MASTER JAMES DUGAN IS INDEFINITELY POSTPONED! ZOOLIE THE TIME IS COMING WHEN IT WILL BE OLD-FASHIONED TO BUILD A PRE: EVERYBODY I WONDER, WHAT THAT ZOOLIE THE TIME IS COMING WHEN IT WILL BE OLD-FASHIONED TO BUILD A PURE! EVERYBODY WILL USE ELECTRICITY! I WONDER WHAT THAT POOR MAN WILL DO FOR A LIVING! PROF. CAMERON WORLD RECOMMENDED FIRE LEADER. 1-7-45