anaheim-gazette 1945-01-04

DONG DABIT... WHO'D A THUNK A WEEK AGO WE WUZZ SINGIN' AUL.... DOGGONE, I CAIN'T SAY IT! AULD LANG SYNE? THETS IT! 'N KNUCKLES BREAKS OUT TH' DEATH CHA 'N WANTS T' KI US WITH A BOTTLE DEADLY. 'N FER YUH JUD DOIN'HIM, I M RECOMMENDIN' YUH T'TH' BEARS 'S A TACKLE! IN PLAIN ENGLISH...KNUCKLES, WHOM WE CAUGHT, ESCAPED FROM THE DEATH CHAMBER....TRIED USING A BOTTLE OF PERFUME AS A SECRET WEAPON... N FER YUH JUD DOIN' HIM, I'M RECOMMENDIN' YUH T'TH' BEARS 'S A TACKLE! IN PLAIN ENGLISH...KNUCKLES, WHOM WE CAUGHT, ESCAPED FROM THE DEATH CHAMBER...TRIED USING A DOTTLE OF PERFUME AS A SECRET WEAPON... RIGHT? ELATED OVER THEIR RE-CAPTURE OF KNUCKLES, OUR FRIENDS WOULD NOT BE SO JUBILANT IF THEY SAW. WICHY, CALL MEMBERS OF THE JUNGLE COUNCIL TO A MEETING! GET THEIR ROBES READY! YOUR EVERY WISH SHALL BE OBEYED, MASTER! MUST BE AN IMPORTANT MEETING! WICHY SAYS THE MASTER'S IN A RAGE! WONDER WHAT'S WRONG? OUR PLAN TO THROW THE WORLD INTO A THIRD WORLD WAR IS UNDER ASSAULT...IN ONE BLOW OUR CLENCHED FIST HAS BEEN SEVERED...THEY DARE NOT APPROACH US...WE MUST INVOKE OUR CODE OF THE JUNGLE! MEANWHILE IT'S WORTH A GAMBLE...CAN WE MAKE KNUCKLES TALI COME ---LET'S TRY! INTO A THIRD WORLD WAR IS UNDER ASSAULT...IN ONE BLOW OUR GLENCHED FIST HAS BEEN SEVERED...THEY DARE NOT APPROACH US...WE MUST INVOKE OUR CODE OF THE JUNGLE! IT'S WORTH A GAMBLE...CAN WE MAKE KNUCKLES TALI COME... LET'S TRY! AULD LANG SYNE? THETS IT! 'N KNUCKLES BREAKS OUTTA TH' DEATH CHAIR 'N WANTS T'KILL US WITH A BOTTLE O' DEADLY... PERFUME, TH'SISSY! FOR CATCHING THE BOTTLE, I'M RECOMMENDING YOU TO THE YANKEES! KNUCKLES, CAPED FROM THE TRIED RIGHT! DONG DABIT...I NEVER SAW A BETTER, TACKLE EVEN WITH TH' WYOMIN HIGH STEPPERS! STOP MAKING ME BLUSH THAT CAB MAPPENS TO BE RUNNING ON GAS BUT THIS CAB, LADY, IS A CHARCOMOBILE AN' IT DON'T TAKE DON'T Y DARE G FLIP WIT KNUCKLES, CAPED FROM THE TRIED RIGHT! DONG DABIT... I NEVER SAW A BETTER TACKLE EVEN WITH TH' WYOMIN HIGH STEPPERS! STOP MAKING ME BLUSH SNOOP! THAT CAB HAPPENS TO BE RUNNIN' ON GAS BUT THIS CAB, LADY, IS A CHARCOMOBILE AN' IT DON'T TAKE HILLS GOOD! THERE'S A WAR ON, Y'KNOW AN' THERE'S ALSO A GASOLINE SHORTAGE OR MAYBE YOU HADN'T HEARD ABOUT THAT! WONDER WHAT'S WRONG? LIGHTNING FLASHES! THUNDER ROARS! OUR AMERICAN BASTION, THE CLENCHED FIST, IS UNDER ATTACK! MEANWHILE IT'S WORTH A GAMBLE... CAN WE MAKE KNUCKLES TALK? COME... LET'S TRY! I'M SO GRATEFUL THAT YOU STOPPED, SIR! WOULD YOU DON'T Y DARE G FLIP WIT ME, YOU IGNORANT LACKEY YOU'LL WHA... I'LL DRIVE EVERY S CAB ARE WHAT'S I'LL HE TO HA IT'S WORTH A GAMBLE...CAN WE MAKE KNUCKLES TALK? COME ... LET'S TRY! I'M SO GRATEFUL THAT YOU STOPPED, SIR! WOULD YOU BE KIND ENOUGH TO HELP ME TO... TO... COLONEL WOLFRAM PRUSSIA THE EARONESS COLONEL WOLFRAM PRUSSIA WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? ARE YOU DEAF? I HEARD YOU, LADY, I'M NOT DEAF! THEN DO AS I TOLD YOU STEP ON THE GAS AND OVERTAKE THAT WHITE TOPPED CAB AHEAD OF US! B RUNNIN' LADY, IS A N'T TAKE DON'T YOU DARE GET FLUP WITH HERE? WHY ARE YOU STOPPING BECAUSE I DON'T TAKE THAT KINDER TALK FROM NOBODY / IF THIS CAB DON'T SUIT YOU, LADY. BE RUNNIN' LADY, IS A N'T TAKE E'S A WAR THERE'S SHORTAGE YOU HADN'T OUT THAT! DON'T YOU DARE GET FLUP WITH ME, YOU IGNORANT LACKEY! HERE? WHY ARE YOU STOPPING THE CAR, IDIOT? BECAUSE I DON'T TAKE THAT KINDER TALK FROM NOBODY/IF THIS CAB DON'T SUIT YOU, LADY, GET OUT! START THAT MOTOR UR OR I'LL-- I'll DRIVE THIS CAB MYSELF! BLAST IT EVERY SECOND DIMAN AND THAT OTHER CAB ARE GETTING FURTHER AWAY! WHAT'S THIS ANOTHER CAR COMING THIS WAY! HM—A POWERFUL CAR, TOO! LOOK AT THE SPEED IT'S MAKING! THAT CAR COULD EASILY OVERTAKE DIMAN! I'VE GOT IT/I'LL HAIL THE PERSON! SAY THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT! I'LL HELP YOU TO HADES! YOU! ALIVE!! GET IN HERE! EEEEE! LET GO OF ME! I'LL HELP YOU TO HADES! YOU ALIVE! GET IN HERE! EEEE! LET GO OF ME! LET GO! COLONEL WOLFTRAM PRUSSIA BRUNO MISS FURY DR. DIMAN BARAF