anaheim-gazette 1944-12-28

LIFE'S LIKE THAT by FRED NEHER. PANTS PRESSED WHILE U WAIT. KEN O'TIER, PROR WHEN BUSINESS IS GLOW I PRESS MY OWN. SUPPOSE I DON'T WANNA? US MODERNS. THAT EARLY TO BED AND EARLY TO RISE STUFF IS A LOTT BUNK...I've turned in every night at six o'clock and I'm dead broke. US MODERNS. THAT EARLY TO BED AND EARLY TO RISE STUFF IS A LOTTA BUNK...IVE TURNED IN EVERY NIGHT AT SIX O'CLOCK AND I AM DEAD BROKE. DON'S POSTWAR PLANNING DOES AT ALL...I WANT A LITTLE HOF OF IS GETTING EVEN WITH HE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SELL HER A HAT....SHE ASKS HERSELF—WHAT WOULD I SAY IF I SAW SOME OTHER WOMEN WEARING THIS? KE THAT IF HE CAN'T TALK HIS FATHER OUT OF AN EXTRA QUARTER NOW WHAT CHANCE WILL HE HAVE OF TALKING HIM INTO LETTING HIM TAKE THE CAR WHEN HE GETS OLDER. REG'LAR FELLERS Y'KNOW YMORROW IS NEW YEAR'S DAY AN' YOU GOTTA BE AWFUL CAREFUL! YMEAN IF I SHOULD EAT A YMEAN IF I SHOULD EAT A BIG PLATE OF SPINACH TOMORROW I'D DO THE SAME THING EVERY DAY FOR A WHOLE YEAR? EGGSACKLY! THAT'S GOING TO MAKE IT EXPENSIVE FOR YOU, MOM, BECAUSE HERE'S MY PROGRAM FOR TO-MORROW! READ THAT! WELL, ZOOLIE, AT LAST I'VE OH HOW NICE! MY GRAN' POSTWAR PLANNING DOESN'T FIT IN WITH MINE I WANT A LITTLE HOME AND ALL HE TALKS GETTING EVEN WITH HIS SERGEANT!" WELL, ZOOLIE, AT LAST I'VE GOT A CHANST T'PAY YA A GREAT HONOR! I'M GONNA NAME A REAL LIVE BABY AFTER YA! OH HOW NICE! WHAT BABY? MY GRAN' TH' FARMER GAVE ME A LIVE BABY PI Y'KNOW Y'MORROW IS NEW YEAR'S DAY AN' YOU GOTTA BE AWFUL CAREFUL! ABOUT WHAT? EVERYTHING YOU DO ON NEW YEAR'S DAY YOU'LL DO EVERY DAY FOR TH' REST OF TH' YEAR! THAT'S WHAT! MOM-- IS IT TRUE THAT MOM-- IS IT TRUE THAT EVERYTHING YOU DO ON NEW YEAR'S DAY YOU DO EVERY DAY FOR A WHOLE YEAR? THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY! 3 ice cream sodas 2 motion-picture shows 1 large coconut cake 1 small chocolate cake 4 ice cream cones 3 pounds jelly beans 1 pound of jawbreakers 6 cream puffs 6 napoleons ZOOLIE ZOOLIE OH W NICE! T BABY? MY GRAN'PA TH' FARMER HAS GAVE ME A REAL LIVE BABY PIG AN' STOP! RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE! NOW, REPEAT IT AGAIN, WHAT'S THAT PIGGYS NAME? PINHEAD Q. DUFFY TH' SECCUNT-- NOW LEMME UP PLEASE, ZOOLE!