anaheim-gazette 1944-12-21

LIFE'S LIKE TH BY FRED NEHER SANTA CLAUS HERE - AN DON'T PHONE HIM TO "AN DON'T PHONE HIM TO MY STORY ABOUT SITTING HIM...HE'S PROBABLY JUST THIS MORNING AS I AM." "YOU'RE A PRIVILEGED C FIT IF I GET INTO HERE" SAYS HE'D LIKE A SKUNK FOR HIS SERGEANT. FRED NEHER 12-24-44 US MODERNS US MODERN "I FIGURE IF I KEEP BITING ENOUGH NIPPLES, THEY'LL GET DISCOURAGED AND GIVE ME A STEAK!" KE THAT AN DON'T PHONE HIM TO VERIFY REG'LAR FELLERS WHAT DID YOU GET ME FOR CHRISTMAS, PINHEAD? NOPE! I WON'T TELL PLEASE PUL-LEASE! YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME! COME ON NOW! I WON'T AN DON'T PHONE HIM TO VERIFY STORY ABOUT SITTING UP WITH ...HE'S PROBABLY JUST AS SICK IS MORNING AS I AM." YOURE A PRIVILEGED CHARACTER....SIS HAS A T IF I GET INTO HER MAKE-UP!!! NOPE! I WON'T TELL YA! PLEASE PUL-LEASE! YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME! COME ON NOW! I WON'T STOP TICKLING YOU TILL YOU DO! YOU MEAN A DIAMOND NECKLACE! OH! HO! HO! HA! STOP IT! DON'T, ZOOLIE HA! HA! HO! HO! OKAY!--IT'S A WASHCLOTH! BUT, DARLING-- I CAN'T HELP IT! THE MAN JUST ME PUNKINS. "I DON'T CARE IF HE IS IN LOVE... I WAS IN LOVE FIRST AROUND HERE." BUT, DARLING-- I CAN'T HELP IT! THE MAN JUST DIDN'T BRING THE LAUNDRY! WHAT DID YOU GET ME FOR CHRISTMAS, PINHEAD? I WON'T TELL YOU, ZOOLIE! I WANT IT TO BE A SURPRISE! AW, GO ON AND... TELL ME, PINHEAD! YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES! PLEASE PUL-LEASE! YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME! ME ON NOW! I WONT WELL, I'LL TELL YA THIS MUCH, --- IT'S SOMETHIN' FOR HEH! HA! PLEASE PUL-LEASE! YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME! ME ON NOW! I WON'T TOP TICKLING YOU TILL YOU DO! WELL, I'LL TELL YA THIS MUCH, --- IT'S SOMETHIN' FOR YOUR NECK! OH! HO! HO! HA! STOP IT! DON'T, ZOOLIE! HA! HA! HO! HO! OKAY!~IT'S A WASHCLOTH! THE IDEA! ZOOLIE Dear Santa Claus, You're so sweet and kind. I'll miss you every day. ZOOLIE Dear Santa Claus: You know what awful trouble we are having with the laundry these days. Well, the man forgot to bring it and I haven't a clean stocking to hang up so please forgive me for using something else than a stocking. Love Zoolie