anaheim-gazette 1944-12-14

LIFE'S LIKE TH by FRED NEHER. "GEE, WHEN I BET HIM THAT MILLION DOLLARS I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO PAY OFF!" BANK "ONLY SEVEN MORE DAYS TO CHRISTMAS AN' I HAVEN'T BOUGHT MY WIFE A THING." BANK YEAR DURING HERE SQUEAKY. 12-17-44 ANY GIRL CAN GET A MAN IF SHE USES HER HEAD... BUT I SEEM TO DO BETTER BY USING MY EYES. PET SHC IF YOU WERE A DOG WHAT WOULD YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? YEOW MIND IF I US MODERNS. "MIND IF I JOIN IN?" (Included by Consolidated News Postcard) JEFF NEMES 12-17-44 (Included by Consolidated News Postcard) E THAT SEVEN DAYS CHRISTMAS HAVEN'T AT MY A. REG'LAR FELLERS KNOW WHAT? I WAS THINKIN AIN'T IT FUNNY THAT WILD ANIMALS NEVER SMOKE! ROYAL TIGER LITTLE CIGARS CIGARS - TOBACCO WALK UP TO MY HOUSE AN' I'LL SHOW YOU A PITCHER OF A TIGER SMOKIN'"! I'D WALK UP THERE ON MY HEAD T'SEE A PITCHER. WALK UP TO MY HOUSE AN' I'LL SHOW YOU A PITCHER OF A TIGER SMOKIN'! I'D WALK UP THERE ON MY HEAD T'SEE A PITCHER LIKE THAT! THAT'S A PITCHER OF A TIGER AWRIGHT, BUT HE AINT SMOKIN'! WAIT! JUS' ABOUT TWO SECONS-- WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY WHEN HE SAW YOU, ZOOUE? HE SAID I'D ALLRIGHT IN A DAY OR TWO! I SHOULDN'T E SOME PUNKINS. I DON'T CARE HOW THRILLING THE VIEW IS... I M GOING BACK!!! WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY WHEN HE SAW YOU, ZOOLIE? HE SAID I'D ALLRIGHT IN A DAY OR TWO! I SHOULDN'T E CANDY OR BU PIE OR PUDD KNOW WHAT? I WAS THINKIN AIN'T IT FUNNY THAT WILD ANIMALS NEVER SMOKE! WHO SAID THEY DIDN'? I SAID SO! SO WHAT? I'D WALK UP THERE ON MY HEAD T'SEE A PITCHER I'D WALK UP THERE ON MY HEAD T'SEE A PITCHER LIKE THAT! TIGER BRAND IMPROVES ALL MEAT DISHES DECEMBER 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 WAIT! US' ABOUT TWO SECONS-- THERE Y'ARE! /2-17-44 (Trade Mark. All rights reserved.) ZOOLIE HE SAID I'D BE ALLRIGHT IN ANOTHER DAY OR TWO! HE SAID I SHOULDN'T EAT ANY NO ICE CREAM I DON'T KNOW! HE DIDN'T SAY, AND I WASN'T GOING TO ASK ANY ZOOLIE HE SAID I'D BE ALLRIGHT IN ANOTHER DAY OR TWO! HE SAID I SHOULDN'T EAT ANY CANDY OR BUNS OR PIE OR PUDDING! NO ICE CREAM EITHER! I DON'T KNOW! HE DIDN'T SAY, AND I WASN'T GOING TO ASK ANY FOOLISH QUESTIONS! 12-17-44 (Trade Mark All rights reserved.)