anaheim-gazette 1944-12-07

FLYING JENNY By GLEWN CHAFFIN AND MARC SWAYZE ...SO HIGH WE ROAM, THE SKY'S OUR HOME... LYING NORTH TOWARD ZAPATO, DISPATCHED BY THE GOVERNOR AT JENNY'S REQUEST, IS A SQUADRON OF FIGHTER PLANES--A VERY RUGGED OUTFIT--BUT GAY! AND NOT JUST A DOGFIGHT THIS TIME! WE ACTUALLY FIGHT-- ON THE GROUND--TO LIBERATE A BEAUTIFUL BLOND NEIGHBOR... BETTY GRABLE? NO-- BUT JUST AS LOVELY! JENNY DARE, THE PRIZE BIRDGIRL PIGEON OF THE U.S.A! HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE LOOKING LIKE--ER, LIKE A PRETTY PICTURE WHILE THESE BANDITS ARE STEALING OUR CARGO? AND NOT JUST A DOGFIGHT THIS TIME! WE ACTUALLY FIGHT ON THE GROUND--TO LIBERATE A BEAUTIFUL BLOND NEIGHBOR... BETTY GRABLE? NO-- BUT JUST AS LOVELY! JENNY DARE, THE PRIZE BIRDGIRL PIGEON OF THE U.S.A! HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE LOOKING LIKE--ER, LIKE A PRETTY PICTURE WHILE THESE BANDITS ARE STEALING OUR CARGO? IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS! ALL THAT BEAUTIFUL LIQUID RUBBER MEANT FOR OUR TIRES! NOW ITS DESTINATION IS TOKYO! TAKE IT EASY, TEDI THOSE PISTOL-PACKIN' HIGHJACKERS JUST THINK IT'S GOING TO TOKYO! A DISTURBED THOUGHT ME, SERIES WE HAVE THREE CARGO PLANES JENNY'S STYLE SHOW BETTY ZAWTROS, BOSTON, MASS. BETTY ZAWTROS, BOSTON, MASS. JINNY JONES, PLEASANT RIDGE, MICH. (Released by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) ROAM, KY'S OUR ME... BY THE QUADRON OF UT GAY! SING NOW, MY COMMANDO CANARIES. SOON WE SHALL BE FIGHTING! HOW CAN YOU GIT THERE LOOKING LIKE--ER, LIKE A PRETTY PICTURE WHILE THESE BANDITS ARE STEALING OUR CARGO? DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING MORE GOOD TEARING YOUR HAIR LIKE A BAND LEADER? AFTER MAKING THE GENIE TAKE A GREAT AND SOLENN OATH... NO! FRIEND, WHAT IN JEST. IF ME OUT I TO HURT YOU THAT, I WILL ANY WISH DESIRE! HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE LOOKING LIKE--ER, LIKE A PRETTY PICTURE WHILE THESE BANDITS ARE STEALING OUR CARGO? DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING MORE GOOD TEARING YOUR HAIR LIKE A BAND LEADER? A DISTURBING THOUGHT STRIKES ME, SERAPI. WE HAVE THREE CARGO PLANES-- AND ONLY TWO PILOTS-- YOU AND I. SO NOW YOU SHALL OBSERVE MY TRUE WORTH-- MY MASTERFUL INFLUENCE WITH WOMEN! LE SHOW SIan Nights FISHERMAN and the Genie LITTLE FISHERMAN CAPTURED IN HIS NET, A TREMENDOUS, WHO WAS IMPRisoned in A Copper Vase. UPON HIS RELEASE, GENIE THREATENED TO KILL HIS RESCuer, BUT BY USING HIS THE FISHERMAN LURED THE GIANT BACK INTO THE VASE! OH, GENIE; BUT A MOMENT AGO YOU WERE ONE OF THE GREATEST OF GENIES, AND NOW YOU ARE ONE OF THE LEAST. I SHALL PUNISH YOU FOR YOUR THREAT UPON MY LIFE BY THROWING YOU BACK INTO THE SEA! ZAWTROS, BOSTON, MASS. 12-10-44 Arabian T THE FISHERMAN NOW, MY COLOSSAL BUILY YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME! THIS LITTLE FISHERMAN CAPTURED GENIE, WHO WAS IMPRisoned IN THE GENIE THREATENED TO KILL WITS, THE FISHERMAN LURED THE OH, GENIE OF THE GRE ONE OF THE YOUR THREA BACK! JUST LIFT THE DOOR, FISHERMAN, AND YOU WILL FIND A KINGDOM OF YOUR OWN! OH, GENIE, BUT A MOMENT AGO YOU WERE ONE OF THE GREATEST OF GENIES, AND NOW YOU ARE ONE OF THE LEAST. I SHALL PUNISH YOU FOR YOUR THREAT UPON MY LIFE BY THROWING YOU BACK INTO THE SEA. LITTLE ONE, I AM YOUR SLAVE. OH, GENIE, I AM POOR. I DESIRE RICHES AND HAPPYNESS! CUT OUT THE GENIE'S HEAD, MUSTACHE AND EYEBROWS. THEN, PASTE THEM TOGETHER. (Released by The Ball Syndicate, Inc.) CUT OUT!