anaheim-gazette 1944-11-30

LIFE'S LIKE THAT BY FRED NEHER. DRUGS I THINK JUNIOR IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE TAUGHT THE FACTS OF LIFE...TAUGHT TO SPREAD E THINNER AND TO TAKE SMAL BITES OF OTHER RATIONED ST BUDINOFF. I THINK JUNIOR IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE TAUGHT THE FACTS OF LIFE...TAUGHT TO SPREAD BITES OF OTHER RATIONED STOCKS WHAT MADE YOU ASK DR. JONES WHAT HE THOUGHT OF THE WEATHER?...HE'S LIABLE TO CHARGE US FOR THAT!" STOCKS BONDS, INC ISN'T THERE SOME LITTLE STOCK THAT JUST GOES UP! STOP BLAMING THE WAR...THE SERVICE HERE WAS ALWAYS PUNK! US MODERNS 12-3-44 WAS ALWAYS PUNK! 12-3-44 Released by Consolidated News Features "WE HAD A RADIATOR PUT IN LAST WINTER VOXY CAUGHT ONE COLD AFTER ANOTHER." KE THAT THINK JUNIOR OLD ENOUGH BE TAUGHT THE FACTS OF E...TAUGHT TO SPREAD BUTTER NNER AND TO TAKE SMALLER ES OF OTHER RATIONED STUFF!!" REGULAR FELLERS I CAN'T GET TH' WINDOW OPEN, PINHEAD, IT'S STUCK HARD! IT WON'T BUDGE! THINK JUNIOR OLD ENOUGH BE TAUGHT THE FACTS OF E...TAUGHT TO SPREAD BUTTER NNER' AND TO TAKE SMALLER ES OF OTHER RATIONED STUFF!!" IT WON'T BUDGE! RADIO IS AIR WAVES AIN'T IT? WELL, IF WE PUT ON TH RADIO-- --WE GET FRESH AIR WAVES EVERY MINUTE-- I GETCHA! THEY MAY NOT TEACH SAILORS JU-JITSU BUT THEY SEEM TO KNOW HOW TO TIE 'EM IN KNOTS!* ZOOI The billy-goat and the cow' is in the field ZOOIUE, CORRECT THAT SENTENC "THEY MAY NOT TEACH SAILORS JU-JITSU BUT THEY SEEM TO KNOW HOW TO TIE 'EM IN KNOTS!" DIATOR PUT IN VOXY CAUGHT ER ANOTHER 9-8-49 RRED NEHER I CAN'T GET TH' WINDOW OPEN, PINHEAD, IT'S STUCK HARD! GOSH! WE GOTTA HAVE AIR! IT WON'T BUDGE! I CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT FRESH AIR! ME EITHER! BUT I GOT A IDEA! IT WON'T BUDGE! I CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT FRESH AIR! ME EITHER! BUT I GOT A IDEA! -- WE GET FRESH AIR WAVES EVERY MINUTE-- I GETCHA! 12-3-44 ZOOLIE ZOOLIE, CORRECT THAT SENTENCE! THE COW AND THE BILLY-GOAT IS IN THE FIELD! LADIES SHOULD ALWAYS GO FIRST! ZOOLIE, CORRECT THAT SENTENCE! THE COW AND THE BILLY-GOAT IS IN THE FIELD! LADIES SHOULD ALWAYS GO FIRST! 12-3-44 Trade Mark All rights reserved