anaheim-gazette 1944-11-23

LIFE'S LIKE THIS BY FRED NEHER WHERE DOES MY ALLOWANCE LISTEN POP... I AIN'T ONE OF GUYS WHO KISSES AND T THE WIVES WHO HAVE HUSBANDS IN THE ARMY DON'T GET A CHANCE TO SEE THEIR FACES EITHER, DO THEY?" I NEVER PRY INTO MY NEIGHBOR'S BUSINESS AS LONG AS I KNOW ALL ABOUT THEM I WANT TO KNOW YEON IT'S SOME RADIO SURVEY...THEY WANT TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE LISTENING TO. THE WEDDING WAS A COMPLETE BODY. WAS SURPRISED HE SH IT'S SOME RADIO SURVEY...THEY WANT TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE LISTENING TO. THE WEDDING WAS A COMPLA BODY. WAS SURPRISED HE SH HE THINKS IT'S ONLY FAIR TO GIVE THE ANIMALS A SPORTING CHANCE. FRED NEHER 11-26-44 (Released by Consolidated News Postures) KE THAT SQUEAKY HERE DOES MY ALLOWANCE GO TO? TEN POP... I AIN'T ONE OF THOSE YS WHO KISSES AND TELLS. REG'LAR FELLERS I UNNASTAN' YOU'RE RAFFLIN' C YOUR POCKET KNIF PINHEAD, --- HOW MANY CHANCES DIDJA SELL? AN' UNCLE JOE WILL TAKE THREE, AN' COUSIN TIM WILL TAKE ONE, AN-- HERE DOES MY ALLOWANCE GO TO? TEN POP... I AIN'T ONE OF THOSE YS WHO KISSES AND TELLS." SOME PUNKINS! WEDDING WAS A COMPLETE SURPRISE... EVERY WAS SURPRISED HE SHOWED UP!" AN' UNCLE JOE WILL TAKE THREE, AN' COUSIN TIM WILL TAKE ONE, AN-- AIN'T CHA GOIN' TO SELL ANY CHANCES TO OUTSIDERS? IT SAYS HERE THAT WHEN A COUPLE IS MARRIED TWENTY-FIVE YEARS THEY CALL IT A SILVER WEDDING ANNIVERSARY AND W MARRIED THEIR GOL AND SEVEN A DIAMON WEDDING WAS A COMPLETE SURPRISE... EVERY WAS SURPRISED HE SHOWED UP!" IT SAYS HERE THAT WHEN A COUPLE IS MARRIED TWENTY-FIVE YEARS THEY CALL IT A SILVER WEDDING ANNIVERSARY AND W MARRIED THEIR GOL AND SEVEN A DIAMON I UNNASTAN' YOU'RE RAFFLIN' OFF YOUR POCKET KNIFE, PINHEAD, --- HOW MANY CHANCES DIDJA SELL? SOLD TWO TO MOM AN' FIVE TO POP, ONE TO AUNT MINNIE, AN' THREE TO UNCLE BEN. I'LL TAKE A CHANCET! NO SIREE! NUTHIN' DOIN'! LE JOE KE THREE, GIN TIM ONE, AN-- I'LL TAKE A CHANCET! NO SIREE! NUTHIN' DOIN'! NIN'TCHA GOIN' TO SELL ANY HANCES TO OUTSIDERS? NO SIR! NOT ME! FIRST THING Y'KNOW SOME OUTSIDER MIGHT WIN TH' KNIFE AN' TH' DIRTY OLE MISER MIGHT WANNA KEEP IT! ZOOLIE AND WHEN THEY'RE MARRIED FIFTY YEARS IT'S THEIR GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY, AND SEVENTY-FIVE YEARS IS A DIAMOND ANNIVERSARY. I WONDER WHY THEY CALL IT A DIAMOND ANNIVERSARY THEY CALL IT A DIAMOND ANNIVERSARY BECAUSE BY THAT TIME THE HUSBAND HAS GOT TH' DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RING PAID FOR! AND WHEN THEY'RE MARRIED FIFTY YEARS IT'S THEIR GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY, AND SEVENTY-FIVE YEARS IS A DIAMOND ANNIVERSARY. I WONDER WHY THEY CALL IT A DIAMOND ANNIVERSARY THEY CALL IT A DIAMOND ANNIVERSARY BECAUSE BY THAT TIME THE HUSBAND HAS GOT TH' DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RING PAID FOR