anaheim-gazette 1944-11-02

LIFE'S LIKE TH by FRED NEHER. "POP, I HAVE SOME STRANGE POWER OVER WOMEN.... THAT SEEMS TO KEEP ME BROKE ALL THE TIME." POWER OVER WOMEN... THAT SEEMS TO KEEP ME BROKE ALL THE TIME. 'SHE SAID NO! WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE SHE'S GOT A TELEPHONE FOR?!' THESE CIGARS AREN'T BAD A TELEPHONE FOR ?!!* THESE CIGARS AREN'T BAD... MAYBE WE OUGHTA VOTE FOR THAT GUY AFTER ALL! US MODERNS I'M DISAPPOINTED IN SUNSHINE WTA TAKING THEM FOR WEEKS AN HAVEN GARBAGE NEW MEMBER N. 5-44 E THAT SPECIAL REG'LAR FELLERS NOW YOU MAY COME IN AND SEE HIM, CHILDREN! MOM SAID THE REASON YOU WEAR A FLOWER IN YOUR BUTTON HOLE IS IT WON'T STAY IN YOUR HAIR. WORSE'N THAT I BETCHA! HE MUSTA BEEN RUNNED OVER BY A TRAIN! SOME PUNKINS. WHAT HAPPENED ANYHOW? APPOINTED IN SUNSHINE VITAMIN TABLETS...I'VE BEEN THEM FOR WEEKS AN HAVENT GOT A SUN TAN YET." "IT WON'T BE SO EASY AFTER THE WAR WHEN FOLKS START HAVING GARBAGE AGAIN." WHAT'S THOSE THINGS, AGGIE? THEY'RE CRANBERRI ZOOLIE! NOW YOU MAY COME IN AND SEE HIM CHILDREN! WHAT'S AMATTA? DID YOU FALL OFF TH' ROOF, PUD? THAT A! BEEN VER IN! OR DIDJA CRASH IN A PLANE? I WAS TAKIN' A CORRESPONDENCE COURSE IN BOXING AN'MY LIL BROTHER PINHEAD GOT HOLD OF TH' LESSONS! ZOOLIE THEY'RE CRANBERRIES, ZOOLIE! ARE THEY GOOD TO EAT? ARE THEY? SAY,-WHEN THOSE CRANBERRIES ARE STEWED, THEY MAKE BETTER APPLE SAUCE THAN PRUNES DO!