anaheim-gazette 1944-10-19

LIFE'S LIKE THIS by FRED NEHER MY BUDDY WON'T MIND...HE'S USED TO BLIND DATES WHO SHALL I SAY IS CALLING? US MODERNS WHO SHALL I SAY IS CALLING? US MODERNS 'WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SITTIN' HERE? YOU AIN'T USIN' THIS END!' MUST YOU SUCK SO HARD, JUNIOR? E THAT REG'LAR FELLERS YOU SAID IT! IS THIS ALL WOOL EXCEPT TH' HOLES? SALE! SLITELY MOTH EATER FOOTBALL JERSEY CERTAINLY I BEEN "CERTAINLY I BEEN OUT WITH SOME OF THE BOYS... DO I LOOK LIKE I BEEN OUT WITH WOMEN AND CHILDREN?" IS THIS ALL WOOL EXCEPT TH' HOLES? SLITELY MOTH EATEN FOOTBALL JERSEY DUGAN VERY LITTLE, MISTER DUFFY! IT SOUNDS LIKE A BARGAIN AT THAT PRICE! OH MY HOME IS IN TH' HIGHLANDS AMONG TH' HIGHEST WELLS MY INCOMES IN TH' LOWLANDS TH'S WHY I DODGE MY BILLS! IS WRONG MY SITTIN' ? YOU AIN'T THIS END!" MOTHER WANTS A DOZEN EGGS, BUT HOW COME THESE EGGS HAVE GONE UP? THEY WERE A NICKEL LESS THIS MORNING! I KNOW! SUNSPOTS R IN PHOOIEG RAIN AN' H THROUGH T SOUTHWE TELEPHONE THE POLICE NOTHING, ID BETTER CALL THE DOCTOR, HE'S EATING THAT PIE YOU MADE!! YOU SAID IT! SALE! SLITELY MOTH EATEN FOOTBALL JERSEY HOW MUCH ARE YOU ASKIN' FOR THAT SWEATER? SLITELY MOTH EATER FOOTBALL JERSEY DUGAN IT SOUNDS LIKE A BARGAIN AT THAT PRICE! IN FACK A GOOD CUSTOMER OF MINE LIKE YOU ARE, KIN HAVE IT FOR A SONG, SO T'SPEAK! THAT SO? YEP IT'S YOURS FAIR AND SQUARE! BE SURE AN' WEAR IT THAT WAY! 10-22-44 ZOOLIE I KNOW! BUT SINCE THIS MORNING, SUNSPOTS RUINED THE CHICKEN FEED IN PHOOIEGONIA AN' THERE WAS RAIN AN' HAILSTORMS ALL THROUGH TH' SOUTH AND SOUTHWEST! YOU HADN'T ORTER, LET YOUR HENS LISSEN TO TH'RADIO!