anaheim-gazette 1944-10-05

LIFE'S LIKE TH by FRED NEHER. THERE GOES MRS WARD AGAIN.... SHE GETS MY GOAT, ALWAYS PEEPING OUT FROM BEHIND HER WINDOW CURTAINS EVERYTIME I LEAVE THE HOUSE I FEEL FAINT... QUICK,GET ME SOME WATER. NEVER MIND WASHING MY "I FEEL FAINT... QUICK, GET ME SOME WATER!" US MODERNS "NEVER MIND WASHING MY FACE... I'M GOING RIGHT TO BED!" "It SEEMS SO OBVIOUS, STOPPING TO LOOK IN SHOP, WINDOWS...THERE'S SO LITTLE IN THEM THESE DAYS." BANK EXAMINER "The BOGS SAID LOOK OVER" KE THAT "HOW DOES THE TEACHER EXPECT ME TO LEARN ANYTHING WHEN SHE HAS ME STANDING IN THE CORNER MOST OF THE TIME" REPORT CARD REG'LAR FELLERS HOORAY! I FOUND A .PENNY! CORNER MOST OF THE TIME " REPORT CARD Y'HAFTA BUY SUMP'N AN' DIVIDE UP EVEN WITH TH' FELLERS! SOME PUNKINS. WELL, I'LL DO THE BEST I CAN! SALTED PEANUTS EMS SO US, STOPPING OK IN SHOP, WS....THERE'S TLE IN THEM DAYS* 10-8-44 WHAT A PRETTY GIRL! WHO IS SHE? IDA. IDA "THE BOSS SAID YOU WANTED TO LOOK OVER MY SHORTS!!" HOORAY! I FOUND A PENNY! Y' KNOW TH' LAW WHENEVER Y' FIND A PENNY? NO! WHAT'S TH' LAW? BUY DIVIDE WITH ERS! I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU ON ACCOUNT OF HERE COMES TH' WHOLE SCHOOL! 10-8-44 Trade Mark All rights reserved. 10-8-44 ZOOLIE IDA WHO? IDA KNOW! Trade Mark All rights reserved. 10-8-44