anaheim-gazette 1944-09-21

LIFE'S LIKE THIS BY FRED NEHER "HENRY'S AWFUL SLOW TO TAKE A HINT" "YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T CLAIM HE ISN'T ONE OF THE FAMILY" "WHAT" OF THE FAMILY "WHAT WOMEN WON'T DO TO LOOK PRETTY" US.MODERNS IT SEEWS MY LETTERS COMPLEX POWER SHORTAGE GAVE HIM T PUBLIC PHONE OUT OF ORDER KE THAT REG'LAR FELLERS WHAT'S THIS? "MY FATHER SAYS THAT WHEN HE WAS MY AGE HE GOT ALONG VERY NICELY ON TEN CENTS A WEEK ALLOWANCE... NEXT HE'LL BE TELLING ME THERE WERENT ANY LITTLE BLONDES IN HIS DAY." - SO WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? YOU JUST EAT THAT UP AN' LIKE IT! HA! HA! TH' STREET IS THREE FLOORS DOWN I'LL SEE IF I KIN HIT TH' GUTTER FROM HERE! 9-24-44 MEAS MY LETTERS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE MAN R SHORTAGE GAVE HIM THE WRONG OPINION OF ME. WHAT'S THE TIME I TOLD MY WIFE... SHE COULDN'T EVEN GET ONE SINGLE WORD IN. IT'S RICE PUDDING AND WHAT'S MORE YOU'RE GOING TO EAT IT, -- IT'S GOOD FOR YOU! HA UT IT? THAT IT! RICE AIN'T MADE WINNERS OUTA TH'JAPS. B'LEEVE ME, I AIN'T GONNA TAKE NO CHANCES! OH! DOWN HIT TH' M HERE! WHY HARRY, THAT'S LUCKY! IT'S REAL RICE! JUST MARRIED! JUST MARRIED! 9-24-44 ZOOLIE SO YOU SEE, ZOOLIE, IF THE LAMB HADN'T STRAYED FROM THE FOLD HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN GOBBLED UP BY THE BAD BAD WOLF FOR BREAKFAST! THAT'S RIGHT! THEN WE COULDA HAD I'M FOR DINNER!