anaheim-gazette 1944-09-14

LIFE'S LIKE TH by FRED NEHER THE TROUBLE WITH MOTHERS IS THAT THEY ALWAYS TELL YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD DO ANYWAY MY MOTHER'S AFRAID I'M GOING TO MARRY FOR MONEY, AND I'M AFRAID I WON'T. THE ONLY THING I've caught so far this season was my husband kissing the hotel maid! EXTERMINATOR THE BUG MAN IS HERE, MRS. DE RITZ. US MODERNS. PLOP ...BUT WE WOULDN'T NEED MICH EXTERMINATOR THE DOG MAN IS HERE, MRS. DE RITZ. US MODERNS. PLOP ...BUT WE WOULDN'T NEED MUCH FURNITURE AT FIRST. E THAT SQUEAKY REG'LAR FELLERS 5¢ The 5¢ ENCYCLOPAEDIA BRITANNICA ON THE HEAD OF A PIN! COMPLETE! SENSATIONAL! ROUBLE WITH MOTHERS TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO T THEY ALWAYS TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU YOU SHOULD DO ANYWAY!!" ON THE HEAD OF A PIN! COMPLETE! SENSATIONAL! OKAY, BUTCH, I'M CHECKIN' UP ON THIS, AN' IF IT AINT ON TH' LEVEL- OTHER'S AFRAID GOING TO MARRY MONEY, AND I'M D I WON'T. SOME PUNKIN? WELL, TH' ENCYCLOPAEDIA IS THERE ALL RIGHT, BUT- AH! I KNEW THEY WAS A KETCH IN IT! TH' GYP! SCRIPT 9-17-44 I'M GLAD I'M NOT AN ANIMAL TRAINER! I'D BE AFRAID TO EVEN SPEAK TO 'EM! MY UNCLE B AN ANIMAL T AN' B'LEEVE WHEN HE S TO 'EM THE JUMP! "AN' WHEN I THINK BACK AT SCHOOL WHO I VOTED TO BE STRANDED WITH!" 5¢ The 5¢ ENCYCLOPAEDIA BRITANNICA ON THE HEAD OF A PIN! COMPLETE! SENSATIONAL! ONLY A NICKEL, EH? GIMME ONE! ON THE HEAD OF A PIN! COMPLETE! SENSATIONAL! OKAY, BUTCH, I'M CHECKIN' UP ON THIS, AN' IF IT AINT ON TH' LEVEL— OH, MOM! WHERE'S MY SHERLOCK HOLMES OUTFIT? AH! I KNEW THEY WAS A KETCH IN IT! TH' GYP! TAKE THAT Y'CROOK! WHATSA IDEA OF LEAVIN' OUT TH' PICTURES? 5¢ ENC. BRIT GENE BYRNES 9-17-44 ZOOLIE ZOOLE MY UNCLE BOB IS AN ANIMAL TRAINER AN' B'LEEVE ME, WHEN HE SPEAKS TO 'EM THEY JUMP! WHAT DOES HE TRAIN--THE LIONS OR THE TIGERS? NO! HE'S THE HEAD TRAINER OF THE FLEA CIRCUS! 9-17-44