anaheim-gazette 1944-09-07

LIFE'S LIKE T by FRED NEHER. "HOLY SMOKE!! SMITH HAS GONE STORK MAD!!!" HOLY SMOKE!! SMITH HAS GONE STORK MAD!!! 9-10-44 THE PAPER SAYS THE ARNOLD'S GOT BACK FROM THEIR VACATION TODAY... LET'S HURRY RIGHT OVER BEFORE THEY HAVE THEIR MOVIE FILM DEVELOPED. IT ISN'T GONNA BE ANYTHING FANCY.... JUST SOMETHING TO KNOCK AROUND IN. US MODERNS: 5¢ MONADE KE THAT REG'LAR FELLERS OH, MOM! PINHEAD IS TR TO KID A SMART FE LIKE ME! HE SAY .DOESN'T FEEL VERY WELL. IT'S THOSE PIN-UP GIRL PICTURES WE SHOWED THE CHIEF...HE SAYS HE'S HOMESICK FOR AMERICA TOO. PUD, YOU'D BETTER GO OVER TO MERRILL'S AND GET HIM FIVE-CENTS WORTH OF ICE CREAM! YOU MUST BE SICK WHEN YOU'RE PASSING UP FIVE-CENTS WORTH OF ICE CREAM! MY SOLDIER BOY-FRIEND DID STAY A LITTLE LAST NIGHT... BUT YOU MUST REMEMBER THEY DON'T HAVE A FORTY-HOUR WEEK...DON'T GET TIME AND A HALF FOR OVERTIME AND AREN'T USED TO WATCHING THE CLOCK!" SQUEAKY. HE'S WORKED HIMSELF UP A NICE BUSINESS THERE. DO YOU KEEP THAT SAWDUST FOR ANYTHING, MISTER WOODMAN? NAW—! DO YOU WANT IT? WHY IT'S THROW GOOD F OH, MOM! PINHEAD IS TRYIN' TO KID A SMART FELLER LIKE ME! HE SAYS HE DOESN'T FEEL VERY WELL! WHY, PINHEAD! YOU HAVE A SLIGHT FEVER! VERY WELL! PUD, YOU'D BETTER GO OVER TO ERRILL'S AND GET HIM FIVE-CENTS WORTH OF ICE CREAM! OH NO, MOMMA THAT WON'T DO ME ANY GOOD! SICK RE P ORTH AM! I'M MUCH SICKER'N YOU THINK I AM! YOU BETTER GET ME A QUART! ZOOLIE NAW—! YOU WANT IT? WHY OF COURSE! IT'S A SIN TO THROW ALL THIS GOOD FOOD AWAY! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME BREAKFAST FOOD FOR YOUR WOODPECKERS MISTER TWEET? BURDS & PETS 9-10-44