anaheim-gazette 1929-01-24

OBSERVATIONS HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY When high-up officials go in for graft they usually are brought up to a sudden halt. Their ill-gotten gains may feel like velvet for a while, but eventually they will find out, if they live long enough, that the straight and narrow is the best road. SITTING UP AND TAKING NOTICE You could see in the paper the other day that a court in adjoining county sort of hoisted the figures when setting bail for a quartet who were charged with a felony. Judging from the expression on their faces they must have thought that the judge believed they had each found that mythical pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, BILLY BOY? A charming American heiress has been looking all over the wide world for an ideal man. She contemplates matrimony. The lady admits she has failed in her mission. It's a safe bet she did not give the local drug store cowboys the once over, who are credited with being able to give away cards and spades and then capture the little and big casino. TWO'S COMPANY, THREE'S A GATHERING Out in the wide open spaces there is a woman who got a divorce because the husband carried the urn containing the ashes of the first wife with him when he went on the second honeymoon. And to clinch the argument, the lady told the judge that the horrid husband wanted her to wear the clothes of the first mate, in order to reduce the high cost of living. DON'T GET PAR It is evident that some guys can tell their favorite cigarette blindfolded; but when it comes to picking a winner out of pre-election prophecies, it is a good deal like running up into a blind alley with your eyes open. LONG GREEN INVENTORY A warning was printed in the paper the other day saying that $50 bills are being counterfeited. When you have time wet the end of your left thumb and scale down your roll and see if anybody has been trying to slip anything over onto you. MEBBE IT'S A SQUIRREL BRAND When a bunch of hoboes hop a freight, and are told to hop off, but instead of hopping off they hogtie the brakey and uncouple the car in which they are riding, going backward down hill at 40 LONG GREEN INVENTORY A warning was printed in the paper the other day saying that $50 bills are being counterfeited. When you have time wet the end of your left thumb and scale down your roll and see if anybody has been trying to slip anything over onto you. MEBBE IT'S A SQUIRREL BRAND When a bunch of hoboes hop a freight, and are told to hop off, but instead of hopping off they hogtie the brakey and uncouple the car in which they are riding, going backward down hill at 40 miles an hour, you wonder what kind of a hop the megaphoner uses—when he works that into a "pitcher." QUADRENNIAL RUNOFF To a man in the wide open spaces, it looks like a difficult task to raise a president on the sidewalks of New York—even though there is a lot of moisture in the air. EGGS ALL IN ONE BASKET Some people incline to the idea that if the speeches had continued for a few days longer, it would have been unanimous. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE IN THE MORNING Little Annie Rooney and the Sidewalks of New York may create a sympathetic sentiment for a melodrama; but the strains will not be heard at the inaugural. ONE DARNED THING AFTER ANOTHER Some of the people in the movies have a hard time to get into the big salary class; and then they have a hard time figuring out their income tax. PUTTING ON THE NOSEEBAGS The "breaking up of the Soli dSouth" is the surest kind of sign that the country is prosperous. The politicians are goir along nicely with full dinner pails, when rock-ribbed democrat states go republican. The zippy slogan of "turn the rascals out is now of happy memory only. THREW MONKEY WRENCH INTO THE MACHINERY A married man was serving on a jury i na case wherein a married woman was the defendant, charged with a misdemeanor. During the trial it is said this juror winked at the (good looking) defendant. The man said he was suffering from an optical ailment which caused him to lose control of his eyelid—but it was a wink just the same. A mistrial was ordered, then the matrimonial fireworks began and two divorces followed. NOW YOU SEE IT. NOW YOU DON'T A popular vote of the people, and the majority vote in the electoral college, are not like two peas in a pod. They are as different as day and night. It all depends on the whims of the people. Some states might vote heavy, while others may go light. It's the way the votes are distributed in the various states that count. A candidate may receive the popular vote in all the states, and at the same time fail to carry enough states to give him a majority in the electoral college. Boil this down to the two states of New York and Pennsylvania. A republican in Pennsylvania may carry that state, while a democrat may carry New York; and while the republican got a majority of the popular vote, in both states, the democrat would win in the electoral college—45 to 38. KEEPS YOU ON THE JUMP electoral college, are not like two peas in a pod. They are as different as day and night. It all depends on the whims of the people. Some states might vote heavy, while others may go light. It's the way the votes are distributed in the various states that count. A candidate may receive the popular vote in all the states, and at the same time fail to carry enough states to give him a majority in the electoral college. Boil this down to the two states of New York and Pennsylvania. A republican in Pennsylvania may carry that state, while a democrat may carry New York; and while the republican got a majority of the popular vote, in both states, the democrat would win in the electoral college—45 to 38. KEEPS YOU ON THE JUMP “What is a rubber check?” “Why, it is of the variety known as Insufficient Funds—and it bounces back at you; and oftentimes you play hide and seek with the police.” REFUSED TO SWAP HORSES IN MIDDLE OF STREAM A candidate in the recent election said if he should be elected he would do his utmost to give the farmer relief, would seek to modify the eighteenth amendment, and in the event of his election the people would see men working on the Boulder Dam. Those statements had a good ring to them—but really were idle words—and then the people spoke. KEEPING IT UNDER YOUR HAT A successful editor is one who knows what not to print, and that applies also to a man who aspires to a public office—the should know what is best to leave unsaid. People nowadays have minds of their own, and if you can tell them something good they will listen; but if you hand them a lot of wishy-washy they are no interested. EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE Now that the alive boys have had their say and all of the reasons and deductions have been tabulated, it can safely be said that these United States are in for a wave of prosperity. There is nothing that upset the works. The big interests are contented—and money talks. The only black cloud on the world's horizon is the unsettled condition in Europe; but if Uncle Sam will attend strictly to his own knitting there is no need for the people to lose any sleep. The breaking up of the Solid South has done more to cement the people together than anything that has happened since Noah built the Ark. Can’t Convert Fish Into Fertilizer Fish and Game Commission Is Sustained By Decision of the Judges Striking a death blow at the efforts of California sardine canners to defy the law and orders of the Division of Fish and Game which are calculated to conserve food fish for food purposes and prevent waste, two federal judges and a judge of the United States district court of appeals, have dismissed the action brought by the Van Camp Sea Food company against the state body to restrain it from enforcing the law. The decision which was made by Federal Judges Edward J. Henning and William P. James of the southern district and Judge Frank H. Rudkin of the United States circuit court of appeals, is a clean-cut victory in the long fight made by the fish and game body to force the canning interests to co-operate in the conserving of food fish and the prevention of waste in operation. The law limits the allowance of sardines placed in reduction plants to 25 per cent of the capacity of the plants and requires through its orders that canners pack 15 case soft sardines for each ton of fish brought into the plants. The Van Camp company, which has fought the commission before and lost, sought to enjoin the Fish and Game Division from acting against it. The company declared through B. Hougsels, executive vice-president and general manager, that the 15 case order was exorbitant and claimed it would be irreparably damaged if the plant complied with the law and the commission's orders. It was disclosed that the Van Camp company sold much fish oil to the Globe Grain and Milling company, which operates a plant at Vernon, to make some sort of oil product from the oil purchased from Van Camp and others. Degliite the fact that B. D. Marx Greene, former executive officer and attorney for the Division of Fish and Game who started the fight to conserve food fish, associated with M. A. Thomas and John L. Dyer, both of Los Angeles, put up a desperate fight to have the state body enjoined from enforcing the law, and were able to secure from Judge James a temporary restraining order on cited numerous authorities to show that the cases were in no way similar, and offered affidavits and testimony to prove his points, both in the Monterey cases and federal court in Los Angeles, where action was brought on the assumption that the observance of the law and the Fish and Game Division order would interfere with the handling of the produce of the canners in interstate commerce. The fish and game case was built up entirely upon the great need for conservation of food fish and the prevention of waste. "It brings to end a bitter fight, and we are highly pleased with the result of the Los Angeles hearing." Mr. I. Zellerbach declared upon being informed of the action taken. Mr. Zellerbach as president of the commission, with Commissioners Reginald Fernald of Santa Barbara, George B. Clarkson of Los Angeles, Fred G. Stevenot, director of natural resources, N. B. Scofield, head of the bureau of commercial fisheries of the division, and Eugene D. Bennett were all named as defendants in the action. NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL PROPERTY AT PRIVATE SALE No. 86733 IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF LOS ANGELES. In The Matter of the Estate of Catherine O'Leary, An Incompetent Person: Notice is hereby given that under and pursuant to the law made and provided, the undersigned guardian of the Estate of Catherine O'Leary, an incompetent person, will sell at private sale to the highest and best bidder, subject to confirmation of said Superior Court on or after February 7, 1929, at the office of Martin E. Gibel, Suite 906, Central Building, Southwest corner of Sixth and Main Streets, in the City of Los Angeles, County of Los Angeles, State of California, all the right, title and rest of said Catherine O'Leary, an incompetent person, in and to all that certain real property situate in the City of Newport Beach, County of Orange, State of California, particularly Described as follows: Lot 5, Block 52 Ocean Front, Newport Beach, California, as shown on Map recorded in Book 4, page 12. Of Miscellaneous Maps. Records of Orange County, California; It was disclosed that the Van Camp company sold much fish oil to the Globe Grain and Milling company, which operates a plant at Vernon, to make some sort of oil product from the oil purchased from Van Camp and others. Despite the fact that B. D. Marx Greene, former executive officer and attorney for the Division of Fish and Game who started the fight to conserve food fish, associated with M. A. Thomas and John L. Dyer, both of Los Angeles, put up a desperate fight to have the state body enjoined from enforcing the law, and were able to secure from Judge James a temporary restraining order on December 29th, the thorough preparation of the case of the people by Eugene D. Bennett, present executive officer and attorney for the commission, and his handling of the case in court was sufficient to convince the judges that the rights of the people were properly defended and conserved by the Division of Fish and Game. At the present time testimony in suits to abate the premises occupied by four Monterey canners is being considered by Judge J. R. Welch of Santa Clara county, trial of the cases having been recently finished in the superior court of Monterey county. Greene, as executive vice-president and manager of two canner's organizations, was in charge of the sardine men's interests and sought to have the state enjoined by use of a decision in a Louisiana case in which shrimp canning and transportation was involved. Bennett INDIANS HAVE GOOD TEETH Indians lived an out-door life. Civilization brought nothing to them nor did it take their health away. Consequently they lost neither hair nor teeth. With our pre-digested, super-cooked foods; with our too "sweet tooth" and rapid rate of living, we get bald and buy store teeth. If we were to drink a quart of milk daily, our teeth, hair and complexions would be the envy of all our friends (and enemies). Our laboratory tests all milk. You are assured that your bottle of our milk is clean, is rich in all elements and free from sediment. Anaheim-Fullerton Creamery Anaheim 666 — PHONES — Fullerton 151 very low rates to the east, south and north central Good February 1 to March 2-1929 New COACH—RECINING CHAIR Service Fred Harvey Meals fare to DENVER $30.00 KANSAS CITY $40.00 FT.WORTH $40.00 ST. LOUIS $47.50 MINNEAPOLIS $50.00 CHICAGO $52.50 Equally Low to Many Other Points TICKETS ON SALE NOW Inquire Similar Fares westbound Mar.15 to Apr.30, 1925 Santa Fe Ticket Office and Travel Bureau C. A. WALKER, Agent Anaholm, California Phone 211 SEMI-ANNUAL MANHATTAN SHIRT SALE NOW ON Regular Price Sale Price $ 2.50 $1.95 3.00 2.25 3.50 2.65 4.00 3.15 5.00 3.85 6.50 5.15 7.50 5.85 10.00 7.65 11.00 & 12.00 9.45 Pajamas One-Fourth Off 6.50 5.15 7.50 5.85 10.00 7.65 11.00 & 12.00 9.45 Pajamas One-Fourth Off "By All Women Get a Fit" F. A. 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