anaheim-gazette 1909-06-17

Attent During the months of August the banks o will be closed at 1 noon, on Saturdays not transact any fu ness after that hour days. Patrons will govern themselves (SIGNED) First Nation American S German Am ANAHEIM, June 15, 1909 (SIGNED) First Nation American S German Am ANAHEIM, June 15, 1909 Yorba-Linda Su —10 ACRE TRACTS Anaheim Union W Largest Subdivision in C FINE ORANGE Hundreds of acres Set to Or Price--$275 per acre- Terms--1-4 cash; bal. yearly Price--$275 per acreTerms--1-4 cash; bal. yearly STERN & GOO ANAHEIM :: CALI THE PERIPATETIC BUNGHOLE "That is true, and at the same time it's false," said Senator Aldrich in a tariff argument in Washington. "In fact, it is like the age of the Bunghole. "In a boom town in my youth, a town of frame and canvas that had sprung up almost in a night, I said to the grizzled editor of the Bunghole: "How can your paper be in its thirty-fourth year when this town is only six weeks old?" "'Because it's the same old press and the same old type I started out with thirty-three years ago,' the editor replied. 'Towns may come and towns may go, but the Bunghole, Nelson, goes on forever.'" AN ANATOMICAL WONDER Senator Beveridge was critic the ludicrous speeches of a c upright but hot-headed Congress. "He does make queer blundersn't he?" said Senator Beveridge, you heard about his latest? "Well, it seems that a constituting visiting him, complained of the biness of a pair of ink-stained trousers that he had on. "'A man of your position,' the constituent reproachfully to wear handsomer trousers those." "The Congressman, offendedswered reproachfully: "'My trousers may be shabb they cover a warm and honest b ATTention! Months of July and Saturdays, and will many further busiat hour on those themselves accordingly National Bank American Savings Bank Man American Bank SIMPSON GETS HOLDU MISTAKEN FOR GOOD L SHERIFF, TURNS TAB Divested of Watch and V Gets Drop, Lines Other Up With Uplifted Chair—T Them With Arrest—They Bert Simpson is back from with a hair-raising hold-up stuwas all in fun, as it afterwaroped, and Simpson made the fellows think they were up the real article before he got with them. Simpson has a f Billings who looks like him, was the cause of all the troubman's name is Bachelder, and he ran for sheriff some yeas Simpson helped him land the Simpson promised a deputy every man in the county, and the election had to maek a making good. It all came alway—not the hold-up, but the business: “Say, Bachelder,” the averchaser was in the habit of addressing Simpson, “I'm for sheriff, and can get a whole votes for you. I've been in Montana a long time, and got anything out of it. Now to have a little help. I wanto promise me that if you are sheriff, you'll appoint me de- “Shore!” said Simpson. Simpson was mistaken for der every day during the caand promised deputyships to body who asked for the positikind of campaigning elected National Bank American Savings Bank Man American Bank Subdivision Contracts With— Water Right in Orange County ANGE LAND Set to Orange Trees Now acre---with water al. yearly, 6 per cent. int. in Montana a long time, and got anything out of it. Now to have a little help. I wished to promise me that if you are sheriff, you'll appoint me de- “Shore!” said Simpson. Simpson was mistaken for der every day during the caand promised deputyships to body who asked for the positikind of campaigning elected elder by a large majority, bachelder took office his trougan. “Never saw you before,” after a dozen men had stufor a job as deputy. A caucus was held and it ed Bachelder was the biggest Montana. Simpson squared Bachelder appointed the pick bunch. The men got together selected the best man among for deputy. “See here, Bachelder,” said son, “you have got to appo man, or there’ll be trouble. mised them all deputyships, is the easiest way out of it. Bachelder complied, and th sumed their usual serenity—they did until Simpson arrivedings the other day. Whet man who started to hold was one of the men promised uty's job or not, Simpson say. He told us not to say about it, and we won't. Simpson entered a cafe in and was promptly taken sheriff. Some of the boys to perpetrate a joke on Bacheld and this is what happened. “Throw up your hands!” one of them, pointing a gath in his face. “I'll just show can have a snifter on the sl this county.” Up went the hands. S watch and money were taken The loot was laid upon the “Come up, boys, and have on the sheriff,” said the hold as he turned to a room full panions, who were watching l and knew he had got hold wrong man. As the hold-up man turned FOR acre---with water cal. yearly, 6 per cent. int. GOODMAN CALIFORNIA ETOMICAL WONDER veridge was criticising speeches of a certain not-headed Congressman. He take queer blunders, does-Senator Beveridge. Hav out his latest? seems that a constituent, complained of the shab-air of ink-stained crash he had on. of your position,' said not reproachfully 'ought usomer trousers thangressman, offended an-chtldy: vers may be shabby, but warm and honest heart" EPIGRAMMATIC There are moments in life when playful circumstance links hands with a light-hearted fate, and the two combined execute as dainty an impromptu dance of events as would take the wit of a man some months of thought to rehearse. They say that by any other name a rose would smell as sweet. Good heavens! think of the pleasure you would lose if you had to call it a turnip. Knowledge, after all, is only knowing things; facts, which next year may not be facts at all. Mankind shares curiosity with the beasts below him and calls it science, lest the world shall laugh. Up went the hands. S watch and money were taken The loot was laid upon the "Come up, boys, and have on the sheriff," said the holder as he turned to a room full panions, who were watching him and knew he had got hold wrong man. As the hold-up man turned was at him with an uplifted He lined up three of the rins and threatened them with aation at the hands of the chal with fear, they tried to ex was all a joke. Simpson p he wouldn't have it that way. A riot call was sent in to lice station and a squad of arrived in a hurry. Bachelder was the first to the place. He saw Simpson uplifted chair and broke out of laughter. "These fellows tried to up," shouted Simpson in see dignation, "and I won't stand I want you to take them to I will." The hold-up men protested all a joke, and begged Bache to let Simpson kill them. The tables were turned. smiled. And they all smile. "Does it feel natural to be Southern California again?" asked. "It will as soon as I get working." Call Sunset 383 or Home ice. W. E. Duckworth. REVIVAL MEETINGS Evangelist Jones Addresses Large Meetings The Jones-Burch Mission began last Sunday night in the opera house. The attendance was large and the outlook is very auspicious. Anyone who may have gone to the opera-house with the thought of hearing something sensational was disappointed. Quiet and perfect order pervaded the service. A song service was conducted for about twenty minutes and the audience sang with a will the old gospel hymns. Before announcing the first number Evangelist Jones said, "When Christ was born the angels sang, 'Peace on earth, good will towards men,' and since that time all great revivals have been characterized by music and song. I maintain that if we do nothing more than to gather here night after night and sing these gospel hymns it will make us better men and women." After these few remarks Mr. Jones requested the audience to stand and sing, "My Country t'is of Thee." Carl E. Burch sang several selections to the delight of the audience, but perhaps the song which was received with the most favor was "The Holy City." Mr. Burch had excellent support in Mrs. Corneille, who accompanied him at the piano. A chorus choir is being formed which will add much to the success and enjoyment of the services, and Mrs. Corneille will officiate at the piano throughout the entire mission. Evangelist Jones read the 13th chapter of 1st Corinthians and used the same as a basis for his remarks. The keynote of his discourse might be summed up in the words found in was mistaken for Bachelday during the campaign, used deputyships to everyasked for the position. This campaigning elected Bachlarge majority, but when took office his troubles besaw you before," he said, Zen men had struck him as deputy. It was held and it was voter was the biggest liar in Simpson squared it, and appointed the pick of the men got together and the best man among them He, Bachelder," said Simphave got to appoint this here'll be trouble. I've prom all deputyships, and this best way out of it." For complied, and things rer usual serenity—that is, until Simpson arrived in Billother day. Whether the started to hold him up of the men promised a depoor not, Simpson did not hold us not to say anything and we won't. Centered a cafe in Billings promptly taken for the home of the boys wanted ate a joke on Bachelder, what happened. Up your hands!" shouted him, pointing a gatling gun. "I'll just show you we snifter on the sheriff of At the hands. Simpson's money were taken away, has laid upon the counter. up, boys, and have a drink riff," said the hold-up man, bed to a room full of comno were watching his work he had got hold of the Hold-up man turned Simpson support in Mrs. Corneille, who accompanied him at the piano. A chorus choir is being formed which will add much to the success and enjoyment of the services, and Mrs. Corneille will officiate at the piano throughout the entire mission. Evangelist Jones read the 13th chapter of 1st Corinthians and used the same as a basis for his remarks. The keynote of his discourse might be summed up in the words found in the 8th verse of the chapter,"Love never faileth." The speaker declared that the greatest need of the world was not more churches, more preachers or more evangelists but that the great need was love. Mr. Jones related several incidents where a smile and a kind word had given hope and courage to a disheartened brother. In brief the evangelist said: "A prominent lawyer in the Northwest said to me one day: 'Jones wher I was a boy I had a pretty hard time. My father died when I was 10 years old and left mother with a large family of children. It became necessary for me to go on to the streets of St. Paul and peddle newspapers. One evening I went to the depot with a bundle of papers under my arm. It was raining and I hadn’t sold many. "'I was leaning up against a big trunk looking at the platform and there was a lump in my throat and tears in my eyes for the world looked pretty dark to me. I was not conscious that any person was near me but by my side stood a big railroad conductor in uniform and his brass buttons were shining. He never spoke a word to me but he put his big arm around me and drew me close to his side and gave me a few love pats. When he did it a thrill went all over my body and I looked up into his face for a moment and without saying a word ran away and sold every paper. Jones,' the lawyer said, 'I can feel that thrill just now.'" "If this world is ever to be saved, it will be through love and kindness. Our sermons, soup houses and organized charities have failed to reach the lost but let us remember that the power of the Christian religion is at the hands. Simpson's money were taken away, was laid upon the counter. up, boys, and have a drink criff," said the hold-up man, led to a room full of combo were watching his work he had got hold of the hold-up man turned Simpson in with an uplifted chair. up three of the ringleaders opened them with assassin's hands of the chair. White they tried to explain it joke. Simpson pretended not have it that way. call was sent in to the police and a squad of officers a hurry. or was the first to enter He saw Simpson with chair and broke out in a fit fellows tried to hold me Simpson in seeming in "and I won't stand for it. to take them to jail, or Lup men protested it was and begged Bachelder not Simson kill them. times were turned. Simpson and they all smiled. feel natural to be back in California again?" he was as soon as I get through set 383 or Home 2231 for C. Duckworth. LARD FROM SEWER St. Louis, June 10.—J. F. Harms, United States Meat Inspector in East St. Louis packing houses, has resigned and has written to Secretary of Agriculture Wilson demanding an investigation. "The inspection at the National stockyards is costing the people approximately $100,000 a year and it is not actually worth $1 to them," writes Mr. Harms. "I have seen from 1200 to 1500 pounds of lard spilled on the floor and which ran down into an open sewer. The sewer outlet was quickly blocked and the lard taken up from the floor and out of the sewer, both of which were unclean and unsanitary from the sputum and filth which naturally finds its way into any sewer. "Your Doctors Clanch and Meaders passed this lard to the packers over the protest of the inspector, and it went to the public markets."