anaheim-gazette 1909-06-17

Jokes of High School Students Excerpts from Program at the Senior Class Play—Funny Sayings Will Make You Smile. Miss Walker, in 12th Eng.: "Give a sentence illustrating a double subject and compound predicate, using adjectives to modify each." Miss Finney, after three minutes serious thinking: "The black dog and the white cat had a terrible fight." Wanted: The look Miss Ames had when her ice cream fell in the road. Miss Hards, at first play practice: "There’s too much in your voice." Goble, '09: "It isn’t my fault, my dear." Miss Walker, in English: "What incidents portrayed the superstitious nature of Silas Marner?" Fletcher, '11: "Silas Marner was a witch." Miss McDill, in Ger. class: "Translate ‘Fodder.’" Berg, '05: "Vater." Gerald Hagar, '10, holding door of drawing room: "Keep out of here, Neen Lewis!" Mr. Walker opens door. Tableaux. In Senior Hist: "What circumstance made it easy to capture the ship?" Susmill, '09: "It couldn’t go any more because it was stranded on a little piece of sand." Miss Walker in '10 Eng.: "I don’t think I could play basketball from your description of the game." Howard, '11: "Oh, you’d have to learn." Mr. Vinacke: "Mr. Goble, why don’t you take your own seat?" CLASS ROLL Gertrude Asher Lois Blake Iva Cameron Marie Finney Laura Newman Grace Schindler Viola Susmil Lilly Zeus Henry Berg Joseph Burns Rollo Davis Arnold Dickel Elton Goble Raymond Nebelung Herman Wedel Fred Weisel First hot day: "What zone is best for work?" Elsa Asher, '11 artic." Mr. Vinacke: "Was there an pute over the succession to throne?" Schumacher, '11: "Yes, they died without air (heir.)" Miss Walker: "Did any of read Mrs. Jameson's characterist Lady Macbeth? She makes quite hero of the woman." Miss Whitaker, at Physics "Mr. Walker, someone wants to you at the phone." Miss Walker, in 12th Eng.: "did Paris wear a leopard skin" Weisel, '09: "I guess he have anything else." Miss Hards to Lewis: "Oh, walk like a fried doughnut!" ship?" Susmill, '09: "It couldn't go any more because it was stranded on a little piece of sand." Miss Walker in '10 Eng.: "I don't think I could play basket ball from your description of the game." Howard, '11: "Oh, you'd have to learn." Mr. Vinacke: "Mr. Goble, why don't you take your own seat?" Goble, '09, sitting back of Miss Susmil: "It's too cold over there.' Mr. Vinacke, in '11 Hist.: "If this plan hadn't been used in national affairs, where was it used?" Chambers, '10 (just awakened): "It doesn't look like it!" Dick Ables, after talking five minutes in English: "See, what's the question, anyway?" Miss Hayler, in Algebra: "What, don't you know what the sign for addition is?" Timid Scrub: "Yes, it's a cross between a letter and a figure." Dickel, '09, after fracas, April 15: "Why didn't they let me make the class pennant? I could have made a better one than that." Why didn't you do it, Arnold? SENIOR SONG Sung by the Scrubs. The Seniors are as funny class You'll ever come across, They think they know most every-thing And want to be our boss. Cho.—So we shall sing for Goble O, Old Wedel O, and Susmil O Zeus, Newman, Blake so Finney O, and Asher, Cameron— Jo Burns, Sport Dick, They laugh Rollo, Burlap and Grace, They set the pace, Fritz Weisel, too, and Berg. At everything they make a bluff, And always try to shine, They think they're bright and that's all right, But they can't beat us in time. Cho.— But on them now we cannot frown, Tonight they own the town, And they're the only Seniors Until the curtain's down. Cho.— SONNET ON THE SENIOR CLASS The Senior Class, the class of green and gold, And always try to smile, They think they're bright and that's all right, But they can't beat us in time. Cho.— But on them now we cannot frown, Tonight they own the town, And they're the only Seniors Until the curtain's down. Cho.— SONNET ON THE SENIOR CLASS The Senior Class, the class of green and gold, Consists of sixteen students, smart and bright, Whose greatest pleasure is to scrap and fight About what play will be the best to hold. You may not think it, but 'tis true, I'm told, Their history class is all that is desired; I miss my guess if they will not be fired, And then their death-knell sadly will be toll'd. The scrubs and juniors look with hearts inspired, With open mouths at Seniors passing by, And long to see the day when they're admired Like Seniors, staunch and stern, with head held high. But sad to say, they'll soon be gone together, Their memory sweet, remaining here forever. —Weisel, '09. In Soph. Hist.—"Are there any ruins in America?" Tipton, '11.—"Yes, the Junior class." Miss McDill, in study room: "I want everything but silence, and little of that!" In German: "How would you decline Sprache?" McAulay, '10: "I decline it altogether." Mr. Vinacke: "Where is Roanoke Island?" Davis, '09: "On the map." Sept. 18.—Lewis takes his first shave. A Senior, before the Freshman reception: "Refreshments served your lap! I just hate that!" Cornell, '12: "I don't. I always get cake all over my trousers." Lilly Zeus, '09, in Physics: "How do you find the center of a from its diameter?" Chambers, in Eng. Hist.: "They would take their produce down river and trade it and come back again with it." Students Friday—Funny Sayings ISS ROLL The Asher Bake Mineron Finney Newman Schindler Susmil Neus Berg Burns Davis Dickel Goble And Nebelung Wedel Weisel Day: "What zone is the sun?" Elsa Asher, '11. "Anmer: "Was there any disthe succession to the '11: "Yes, the king hair (heir.)" Mer: "Did any of you Jameson's characteristics of it? She makes quite a woman." Ker, at Physics door: "Someone wants to see one." Ar, in 12th Eng.: "Why wear a leopard skin?" "I guess he didn't else." To Lewis: "Oh, you fried doughnut!" fully warm and the other one cold." I wonder why? The saying is, "Where your heart is, there your mind is also." Where was Weisel’s heart when he forgot his coat one rainy day? Iva Cameron, on the way to the canyon: "Oh, that straw feels just like whiskers!" Prof. Walker, in Physics: "What is used to reduce friction to minimum?" Berg: "Ball bearings and grease." Mr. Walker, in Physics: "The course of the current is changed, don't it?" James Baker, in '11 Hist.: "All that heard it were very much enthusiasm over it." Miss Walker: "What island is New York situated on?" Chambers, '10: "Coney Island." Miss Hayler—"Miss Mills, is A B variable?" Miss Mills, '12—"No, it's a constable." Mr. Baker, in'10 Eng.: "The girls of today are not as lovable as Effe was." Dickel, '09, at rehearsal, April 14: "I can't make myself insignificant." Miss Ames: "What is absolutely necessary for this chorus?" Lewis, '10: "Dough!" Miss Blake, in '12 English: "Lyciadas is dead before he has grown very old." Miss Walker, in 12th Eng. "Is such a thing possible?" Miss Cameron: "No, but I don't think it is impossible." A green little Freshman In his green little way Mixed some chemicals In the Lab. one day. Now the green little grass COAL IN OREGON Production in 1908—Report on Logical Survey The total production of coal in Oregon in 1908, as shown by a collection by E. W. Parker, United States Geological Survey, 86,259 short tons, having a value of $236,021. Oregon, like California, is the few states in which the production in 1908 showed an over that of the preceding year was 70,981 short tons, the put being therefore a gain of short tons, or 21.52 per cent value increased from $166,304,021, a gain of $69,717, or 41 percent. All of the coal produced from the Coos Bay field in County, and the increased production 1908 was due to an increase at the Beaver Hill mines. All Beaver Hill coal was washed operations yielding 70 per cent cleaned coal and 30 per cent use. The refuse, however, contains sufficient quantity of combustible material to permit its use as the operation of the mines. From this field is of a lignite character. Transportation is exclusively to Coos Bay and the ic ocean, and the city of Sacrisco is the principal market for large amount of construction involved in the rebuilding of Francisco is the principal cause of the increased production of lignite. The average number employed increased from 1907 to 214 in 1908, and the number of days worked in from 231 to 249. There were bor disturbances during the period according to the estimates. LOST CITY EXPLORED Digging for Incas' Treasure in the "Cradle of Gold" Details of the first exploration of the lost "City of the Incas" by others than Peruvians were brought to New York recently by Dr. Hiram Bingham, lecturer on Latin-American history at Yale University, an authority on the history of the South American continent. He arrived on the Prince August Wilhelm of the Hamburg-American line's Atlas service. Dr. Bingham, in a trip across South America, completed only a few weeks ago, was the first foreigner to reach Choquequirau, which until a few months ago no man, according to legend, had seen in 400 years. His journey occupied seven months. He traveled 1000 miles on muleback and made a side trip to Valparaíso, where he attended the first Pan-American scientific congress as a representative of the United States and of Yale. "The name 'Choquequirau' means 'cradle of gold,'" said Dr. Bingham, "and the legend says that it was the place where the rulers of the Incas hid their treasures when they fled from the Spaniards in the time of Cortez. They formed a company down there last year which was digging for buried treasure. "To get there required a week's hard travel from Cuzco, the ancient capital of the Incan empire. Most of the time we were hanging on to the side of a mountain almost by our eye." Miss Walker, in 12th Eng. "Is such a thing possible?" Miss Cameron: "No, but I don't think it is impossible." A green little Freshman In his green little way Mixed some chemicals In the Lab. one day. Now the green little grass Does greenly wave O'er the green little Freshman's Green little grave. According to the estimates led M. R. Campbell, of the Grey Survey, the coal-bearing form of Oregon are limited to an 230 square miles, the origin tents of which are placed by Campbell at 1,000,000,000 shores. Coal was first noted in Bay region about fifty years Prof. J. S. Newberry having in 1855 that the coal deposits Bay had begun to attract attention. It is known that some mines done there in 1855 and in that in 1876 two mines—the Newport and the Newport—were in operation. The Newport mine was the only one to survive Beaver Hill mine was opened and is now one of the importantducers. The first record of production from this field is on in the census report of 1889 shows that in that year 43,200 tons were mined. The product exceeded 100,000 tons in four only—1896, 1897, 1904 and 1905 maximum, in 1904, reaching short tons. The total produce the close of 1908 has amounted to 1,876,651 short tons. SUMMONS In the Superior Court of the County State of California. Clara Ziegler. Plaintiff, vs. George Defendant. Action brought in the Superior County of Orange, State of California Complaint filed in the office of the said County of Orange. Richard Melrose. Attorney for Plaintiff. The People of the State of California greeting to George E. Ziegler, defense are hereby directed to appear and a complaint in an action entitled brought against you in the Superior County of Orange. State of California as arising upon contract, or she will the court for any other relief demand... place where the rulers of the Incas hid their treasures when they fled from the Spaniards in the time of Cortez. They formed a company down there last year which was digging for buried treasure. "To get there required a week's hard travel from Cuzco, the ancient capital of the Incan empire. Most of the time we were hanging on to the side of a mountain almost by our eyelids. We had to descend into a valley 6000 feet deep, cross an otherwise impassable river by a suspension bridge made of four telegraph wires, wade through a jungle for sixteen miles and then climb up 6000 feet. Choquequirea lies at an elevation of about 13,000 feet. "I believe that the place was a fort built by the Incas to protect themselves against attacks of the Amazonian Indians. I found traces of fortifications, made measurements, opened two graves, and found many interesting relics. The buildings are made not of the finely wrought stone of the palaces in Cuzco, but of the roughly hewn stone, cemented together, and the interiors in some cases are plastered. The houses are not unlike in appearance to some of those of New England—a story and a half high with a gable on one end. "The old water works remain, and several reservoirs are in good condition. There are three separate groups of buildings besides the fortifications, and on three sides of the place are steep precipices." If you use my ice once you will use no other. W. E. Duckworth. Notice is hereby given that in pursuance of the Superior Court of the County of Orange, State of California, the 24th day of May, 1909, in the Mary Estate of J. S. Bauer, deceased, signed: the administrator of the sale will sell at private sale, to the highest for cash, in lawful money of the States, on or after Monday, the 1st June, 1909, and subject to confirmation said Superior Court of Los Angeles by the right, title, interest and estate of J. S. Bauer, at the time of his death the right, title and interest that the state has by operation of law or other quired other than or in addition to said J. S. Bauer, at the time of his death and to all those certain lots, pieces of land situate, lying and being in the Anaheim, Orange County, State of California and particularly described as lots and eighteen in Block four of the Tract, of the City of Anaheim, as per said Tracer recorded in Book 21, of Miscellaneous records of Los County, California. Terms and conditions of the sale gold coin of the United States, ten years later purchase money to accompany the balance to be paid upon confirming said sale by the said Superior Court or bids will be received at the office of C. Spencer, attorney for said estate Odd Fellow Building, Anaheim, and all offers or bids must be in written form or delivered to the undersigned person filed in the office of the Clerk of the Court of Los Angeles County. Cal. Dated May 27th, 1909 CHAS. SCHIN administrator of may27-3t J. S. Bauer, County of Orange, State of California Complaint filed in the office of the said County of Orange. Richard Melrose. Attorney for Plaintiff The People of the State of California greeting to George E. Ziegler, defender are hereby directed to appear and answer any complaint in an action entitled brought against you in the Superior County of Orange. 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