anaheim-gazette 1905-04-27

Anaheim Evergreen Nursery The largest stock of Palms, Acacias, Camphor, Gravella, Roan Texas umbrella and numerous other varieties of ornaments trees and plants suitable for street planting; also large stock of different varieties of Gums, Cypress, Pines, Loquats and house plants PRICES AT THE NURSERY Long Beach Boarding Stable J. WAGNER, Pro. When you drive down to Long Beach put up your home at the Long Beach Boarding Stable right in the center of town. Transients will be given the best attention, and our customers will be served promptly. Home Phone 559 234 East 4th st. CHEATED DEATH. Kidney trouble often ends fatally, but by choosing the right medicine, E. H. Wolfe of Bear Grove, Ia. cheated death. He says: "Two years ago I had Kidney Trouble which caused me great pain, suffering and anxiety, but I took Electric Bitters which effected a complete cure. I have also found them of great benefit in general debility and nerve trouble and keep them constantly on hand since, as I find they have no equal. W. B. Hutchinson, druggist, guarantees them at 50c. The passing of the home is the saddest phenomenon of modern city life. The tenement house, which admitted the Lie. Concerning King William IV. land the following story was to Countess of Strafford being resp for it: "The king was at dinner, to him was a titled woman who was entertaining with some ext nary anecdotes, which the lady it impossible to believe were true therefore answered, 'Oh, sir, I be pardon, but I really do not think can be true.' To her surprise stantly replied, 'You are quite marm, there is not a word of it. It is a lie, marm, a lie. I marm, we all lie; we can't help had it from our mother!' This includes the Countess of Strafford The passing of the home is the saddest phenomenon of modern city life. The tenement house, which we seek to disguise under the name of "flat," is a most wretched substitute for the humblest of homes. That our people endure them is an indication of degeneracy, as it will unquestionably be the cause of a more rapid descent. It is morally certain that the vigor of the race can be maintained only by personal contact with the mother earth from which we sprang, which nourishes us to her bosom when we die. Why this is, perhaps no one knows, but it is within the knowledge of all that the vigor of the city is constantly recruited from country life. To deprive children of daily contact with the soil is a sin. There can perhaps be no home associations worthy of the name which are not connected with a piece of open ground in the sole possession of the family. It would seem that in the larger cities this privilege can no longer be enjoyed except by the rich. Moral: Seek residence in the country and live right. LAST HOPE VANISHED. When leading physicians said that W. M. Smithart of Pekin, Ia. had incurable consumption his last hope vanished; but Dr. King's New Discovery for consumption, coughs and colds kept him out of his grave. He says: "This great specific completely cured me and saved my life. Since then I have used it for over 10 years and consider it a marvelous throat and lung cure." Strictly scientific cure for coughs, sore throats or colds; sure preventive of pneumonia. Guaranteed 50c and $1 bottles at Hutchinson's drug store. Trial bottle free. Orphans Anaheim, April 11th, 1905. The following boys have been admitted into St. Catherine's Orph. since the last publication: Whole Orphans—Emmanuel Reed aged 9 years, Manuel Gallon aged 3 years. Half Orphans—Harry Horan aged 8 years 10 months, Joseph Horan aged 8 years, Alexan- The king was at dinner to him was a titled woman who was entertaining with some extra nary anecdotes, which the lady it impossible to believe were true therefore answered, 'Oh, sir, I be pardon, but I really do not think can be true.' To her surprise stantly replied, 'You are quite marm, there is not a word of it. It is a lie, marm, a lie. I marm, we all lie; we can't help had it from our mother! This cludes the Countess of Strafford the biggest lie of all, for Queenlotte was a very truthful person given to lying." Stories of the Gravedigger Grimly humorous is the tale gravedigger who complained that did not get constant work. "But, George," said the minister you were to be constantly employing the duties of the office you would bury the whole parish." "That might be, sir, but hoo a keep a wife and family unless regular work? 'Deed, sir, I buried a leevin' soul for the last weeks." Harder still was the case of a gravedigger who was asked to his fee for digging a grave by "mind ye, James, she was an au man and was sair spent."—C Tribune. Not His Turn to Laugh Stranger—You are the only man in the room. Guest—In what sir? Stranger—When I tripped dance and went sprawling on the tearing my fair partner's dress were the only one in the room we not laugh. Guest—The lady wife, and I paid for the dress. THE KING GANDER Don't Shoot Him or You'll Crazy as a Coot. Never hear tell of a king gaze's pose? No; most folk hain't sharps that write the bird book there ain't no such thing, but better. I've seen one. There aln't never but one kinder at a time, same's a country has but one king at a time, but gander's a real king, that's what Orphans Anaheim, April 11th, 1905. The following boys have been admitted into St. Catherine's Orph. since the last publication: Whole Orphans—Emmanuel Reed aged 9 years, Manuel Gallon aged 3 years. Half Orphans—Harry Horan aged 8 years 10 months, Joseph Horan aged 8 years, Alexander Secundorf aged 7 yrs, Carlos Vejar aged 8 yrs, Leopoldo Vejar aged 6 yrs, Alfonso Vejar aged 9 yrs, Ignacio Ortega aged 8 yrs, Willie Krusse aged 5 yrs. The time necessary to convert living trees into newspapers was recently tested in Elsenthal, Australia. At 7:35 in the morning three spruce trees were sawed down; at 9:34 the wood, having been stripped of bark, cut up and converted into pulp, became paper, and passed from the factory to the press, whence the first printed and folded copy was issued at 10 o'clock. So that in 145 minutes the trees had become newspapers. The idea that farmers can regulate the marketing of their own crops will never do them any good if they do not work out the idea in practical every day business. The wool output from the northern sections of the county this season will be heavy and the ranchers are finishing up the clip which will be about as follows: D. J. Bastanchury 10,000 pounds, Toussau Bros. 50,000 pounds, I. Eseverri 15,000 pounds, Bernard Arroues 15,-000 pounds. Last year the output sold at 7 cents but the producers say this season it will sell close up to 15 cents. Throat Coug A tickling in the throat hoarseness at times; adee breath irritates it;—they are features of a throch cough. They're very deceptive and a cough mixture won't cure them. You want something that will heal the inflamed membranes, enrich the blood and tone up the system Scott's Emulsion is just such a remedy It has wonderful healing and nourishing power Removes the cause of the cough and the whole system is given new strength and vigor Send for free sample SCOTT & BOWNE, 409-415 Pearl Street, New York 50c. and $1.00. All druggists It ain't jest because he's the biggest gander of any or the knowln'est. It's somethin' more. He's kind of a sacred gander, he is, and there ain't a wild goose that files but knows it. He's captain of 'em all, an' it's only the pick of the geese that files with him. Ner that ain't all neither. What do you s'pose became of that big king gander Bill shot? Ever hear of a dead gander bein' carried off by his flock. restin' on their backs an' them a-honk-in' out a reg'lar buryin' dirge? Well I've said enough. Fact is I've said all I dare say. But I tell you this: If ever you have a chanst to shoot a king gander don't you do it. "Tain't good luck. If you don't believe it look at my brother Bill. He killed one—leastways he shot him—and then what happened? Only the Lord and Bill Huckins knows. An' Bill 'll never tell. Why not? 'Cause he's been as crazy as a coot ever since—yes, sir, crazy as a coot!—Outing. FOOD AND WEATHER. Why People Eat More In Winter Than They Do In Summer. It has been shown that the consumption of food increases in direct proportion to the decrease in temperature. We eat more in winter than in summer, and the inhabitants of the temperate regions require more food than those of the tropic zone. This is due to several causes. In the first place air is denser in colder climates and more oxygen is taken in with each breath, so that a greater supply of carbon-derived from food-is necessary in order that the two gases may combine in their proper proportions for the maintenance of bodily heat. Again, the inhabitant of a cold climate usually has to work harder than the more fortunate southerner, whose wants decrease as nature becomes more generous. The harder the daily labor the greater the amount of food required. Climate not only affects the quantity but also the quality of the food con- OBSCURE PASSAGES. Lines Whose Meaning Was Not Clear to Their Authors. A writer in London Truth recalls that Browning, when asked the meaning of a passage in "Sordello," replied, "Well, I know the poem had a meaning to me when I wrote it, but what it was I cannot now say." The writer goes on to quote parallel answers of Coleridge and of Goethe, which comforted him long ago, when he first transcribed them. Coleridge wrote the greater part of book 2 of Southey's "Joan of Arc" and annotated the long passage beginning, "Maid beloved of heaven," thus: "These are very fine lines, though I say it that should not, but hang me if I know, or ever did know, the meaning of them, though my own composition." Lord Francis Egerton, when translating "Faust," wrote to ask Goethe's explanation of a passage which puzzled him and received the reply that the poet himself was at a loss for its meaning. "Surely," runs his answer to Lord Francis, "you at twenty-four should know better than I at seventy-four the meaning of a passage I wrote at your age." Understanding Poker. The women believe that every man knows all about poker, but only a few men do. It is true, however, that nearly every man pretends to understand the game thoroughly. When there is a poker joke at a theater all the men smile and look at their women folks with a sort of pity, but the fellows who smile know very little about the game and are afraid to play it, for in almost every little social affair connected with chips and pairs there is a tin horn gambler industriously engaged in work- $95 to $20 to Anaheim FITZGERALD Music Anaheim Beer on Tap THE A. FU ANAHEIM, Cal. To Ambition If you are of an independent will be interested in the One year's training in sim months, $55. The earn from $50 to $100 a year, in three panion who has spent b The Woodbury gives two 1 Bookkeeping and Business Either course will fit you for a better one. It takes from nine months to a year This school has unequal We shall be pleased to our business to help you alogue on request. 809 S. Hill St., Los Angeles The women believe that every man knows all about poker, but only a few men do. It is true, however, that nearly every man pretends to understand the game thoroughly. When there is a poker joke at a theater all the men smile and look at their women folks with a sort of pity, but the fellows who smile know very little about the game and are afraid to play it, for in almost every little social affair connected with chips and pairs there is a tin horn gambler industriously engaged in working chumps. The few men who really understand poker have a habit of winning the money of the men who pretend to understand it, so the large majority of men know nothing about the game further than that a good hand is hard to get—Atchison Globe. And She Believed It. "Henry," said his wife, "what do you need to take so many bottles along for when you're only going fishing?" "So we can have something to cork up messages in and throw overboard, dear," he replied, "if anything should happen to the boat." "Oh, I see. Well, do be careful, Henry. I shall be awfully uneasy."—Chicago Tribune. No Business Depression. "Is your business good?" asked the burglar of the counterfeiter. "Good!" repeated the counterfeiter. "Well, I should say it was. I have been just coining money." A Woman's No. "Of course two negatives make an affirmative." "But when there is a woman in the case one is sufficient."—New York Press. There is no knowledge that is not power.—Emerson. PIANOS Any piano in our stock of over 200 instruments and from the world's most famous makers may be bought from us now on the following payments. $600 1st Payment $600 per Month NO Interest Think of it Krell, Decker, Regent, Sohmer, Chickering Bros., Steger & Son, Fitzjerald, Sherwood, Standard and a score of other makes. We also offer on the same terms a lot of used pianos which we have taken in exchange on new Regents, Deckers, Chickering Bros., and Krells. Prices from $95 to $200. We pay the freight to Anaheim FITZGERALD Music and Piano Co. 113 South Spring St. LOS ANGELES $95 to $200. We pay the treight to Anaheim FITZGERALD Music and Piano Co. 113 South Spring St. LOS ANGELES Beer on Tap Telephone Main 55 THE PEERLESS A. FUHRBERG, Proprietor Fine Wines, Liquors and Cigars Ambitious Young People You are of an independent and money-earning turn of mind you be interested in the following: Year's training in the Woodbury Business College costs $100; months, $55. The education thus acquired will enable you to from $50 to $100 a month. Taking an average of $60 a month, a year, in three years you will be $2,160 ahead of your common who has spent his four years in high school. 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